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I think the developers of Internet browsers from Google women. Because they behave like a woman. When I removed the Google Chrome browser, he perezalil with another browser and tried to find a reason why I did it.
38 Series Release Date: 28.12.2015
№ 278628   Added MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:08
You do not zadolbali that Google constantly showing off? So I recently entered a query in Google and he writes to me: "Found 7 million 600 thousand results. And in brackets for 0, and 02 hundredths of a second". I think, "Yes, even for 0, 06". So writes as though when I the same enter in Yandex, Yandex says: "Oh, bro, go make yourself a Cup of tea, maybe." And when I enter the same in the Rambler, he writes: "Man, I'm not doing this".
4 Season 21 Series Release Date: 20.11.2016
№ 266294   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:07
And what's there now?
- Do I Google to you?
8 Season 17 Series
№ 226694   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 14:49
Lonely delirious in the dark, wondering how to proceed to the calculation of the circumference of the Earth. No idea. Probably better to Google.
№ 217317   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:10
By the way, have you noticed that whatever you've typed the problem in Google, it's already with someone was? Seriously, even if you enter the query: "What if I threw in the face of a porcupine?", on any forum will sit a man who has already written about it. Type, my wife and I last year were in a similar situation.
3 Season 5 Series Release Date: 11.10.2015
№ 208909   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 11:45
You aren't on social networks? How do you find your classmates?
- Let will type my name in Google.
№ 201645   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 22:28
Nakupenda to believe!
№ 167831   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:37
Langdon all the time warned his students from searching in Google ourselves - a new extravagant pastime that reflected the obsession of becoming a celebrity, which now seemed to have acquired U.S. youth.
№ 167585   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:28
- Dad, where did I come from?
- I don't know, Google...
№ 147472   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 19:41
Skydiving is not scary. Open the door in the plane, there's Google Maps. You're not afraid of Google Maps?
№ 145569   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 17:57
Yandex on request "shit" has given 3 million results, and Google 4 million 300 thousand. Conclusion: all ***Nude it is better to search on Google.
№ 134396   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:32
Type my name into Google,
Read the kilometers Laje.
What else in this devil world
you about tell me?!
But, please hear, please
Agreed on the last meeting!
I can't, can't, can't.
Spring cheeks kissing whips.
№ 100517   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 03:31
Some issues grandmother at the entrance are not inferior to Google.
№ 89558   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 18:21
Google is killing me. Start to introduce the phrase "How to explain to a child..."
The first two results I was captivated.
1. How to explain to the child what you are going to sell it.
2. How to explain to the child that foam and corn sticks are not one and the same.
№ 86484   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 15:44
The phrase student 3 courses of a very technical occupation:
The more we learn, the less Google helps.
№ 75661   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:04