Character: Italy
- Hey, Hey! Germany, do you know why in Italy the low number of divorces?
- I suppose you expect me to answer like: "because of love, or something like that", isn't it?
- Nope. Because to fill out the divorce papers too tedious!
2 Season 35 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 22:10
I'm a fairy from the box of tomatoes! I'm here to be your friend.
1 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:35
- Everyone has 8 minutes to speak. Speak loudly, out of time not to break out! So, who wants to speak must raise their hand... You can say, Italy!
- Pasta!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 14:59
- Have you ever heard of traffic?!
- Have not eaten such a dish.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 14:53
- Let us unite under my flag!
- It is better under the white...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:52
Aah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm not a fairy from a box of tomatoes!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:35
- The enemy is going to surrender. Your actions?
- Aye, captain! I give up first and sing, eat and sleep, as befits an Italian!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:57
- Japan! Hug!
- WH-WH-WH-what are you doing?! This is my first time! So I want you to take full responsibility!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:57
- You are now my servant. From now on politics, economy and other things in your country will I be doing, you will only obey my orders. Have questions?
Well... and for lunch will be pasta?
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:08
- It seems to me that something is not right here. Canada, are you there?
Yes.
- Yes, all 8 members of the Assembly.
- I'm here!
- I'm here.
I think we all forgot China. He just needs to be here.
- Nothing like that! It is only you it is necessary that he was here.
- Aha ha! Hey, England, I'm hungry!
- Let me make you the world's best dinner...
- Shut up!
Well, well, always you're panicking for nothing.
- Strange...
- It is, ugly England!
- What are you doing here, Sealand?!
- How did you know? Are you psychic?!
- Don't pull the hair, my dad laid, you know.
- Why don't you go home and watch anime?
But then where Canada-San?
Mm, I wonder where.
- Glue-Yong...
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:14
Germany, Germany is a wonderful place. Then feed me, even though I am a prisoner, and the food is not as bad as English. Sausage and cheese are delicious! It's a dog's Paradise. It Is Germany! But why all the Germans are so strict? Sometimes I get depressed by their threats. My heart is scared, I'm going to cry. And here hefty girls. You have a hobby - every day to drink beer by the kegs? And please stop going to my house to such crowds. I'm afraid tourists. And German girls are pumped stronger than me. Yahoo!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:14
