Character: Germany



- Hey, Hey! Germany, do you know why in Italy the low number of divorces?
- I suppose you expect me to answer like: "because of love, or something like that", isn't it?
- Nope. Because to fill out the divorce papers too tedious!
2 Season 35 Series
№ 201169   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 22:10
- Everyone has 8 minutes to speak. Speak loudly, out of time not to break out! So, who wants to speak must raise their hand... You can say, Italy!
- Pasta!
№ 85658   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 14:59
- The enemy is going to surrender. Your actions?
- Aye, captain! I give up first and sing, eat and sleep, as befits an Italian!
№ 63796   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:57
- Could you repeat slowly?
- Sorry, this service in our country is not available.
Quote Explanation: Russia began too quickly to list their demands
№ 41419   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:14
- It seems to me that something is not right here. Canada, are you there?
Yes.
- Yes, all 8 members of the Assembly.
- I'm here!
- I'm here.
I think we all forgot China. He just needs to be here.
- Nothing like that! It is only you it is necessary that he was here.
- Aha ha! Hey, England, I'm hungry!
- Let me make you the world's best dinner...
- Shut up!
Well, well, always you're panicking for nothing.
- Strange...
- It is, ugly England!
- What are you doing here, Sealand?!
- How did you know? Are you psychic?!
- Don't pull the hair, my dad laid, you know.
- Why don't you go home and watch anime?
But then where Canada-San?
Mm, I wonder where.
- Glue-Yong...
№ 41418   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:14
Since as Austria I settled, I do not want to go home, although I'm not married.
Hey! Why do you threw away the panties?! They can still be worn! If Franz Joseph I of saw it, he would have died from such extravagance!
- Yes, but they have the hole...
- What nonsense! Franz Joseph I would not pay attention to her.
In the end, I had to wear sewn them cowards...
№ 41417   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:14