Character: Captain Jack

- Why are you undressing?
- I'm going in.
- Light radiation not striking clothes, only the body.
- But I look beautiful!

- So, here's the plan. Use a standard 50/40 strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go straight to a meeting, it will block the exit No. 1. Rose, take exit 2. I'll take door number 3, and Mickey Smith, you take exit # 4. Understand?
- And who here, I'm sorry, chief?
- Sorry. Waiting for orders, sir.
- So, here's the plan. ... He said, good plan. Something else?

- The door. Damn! These functions really suck the battery.
- The battery?! This is so stupid!
- I was going to order another one, but someone blew up the factory.
- Oh, you know... the first day we met he blew up my job. He's so familiar.

[Doctor, Captain Jack and rose are surrounded by empty children]
- Go to your room. Go to your room! I'm serious. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very angry! Go to your room!
[The children leave]
I'm very glad it worked. It would be terrible last words.
- Go! Now! Don't drop the banana!
- Why?!
- A rich source of potassium.

- I have the sound Blaster! And you, Doctor?
Sound... device...
- What?
- Sound... not important!
Specific!
- Screwdriver!
- Who needs a sonic screwdriver?
Me!
- Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Oh, it can be a little more sonic?"
- What, you've never been bored? It was not a long night? There was no need to hang shelves?