Character: Rachel Fainzilberi

Vanya, we're in Heaven brown tolkiyenistov. In fact, it was necessary to do something with this crowd crasante on lifeitme guys, to gray hairs chasing each other across the forest with aluminum swords and expressed lofty style brodowski runes!

- My dad, a doctor, always said, "Girl needs to read and fill his head knowledge. Don't let her God to gain their bread in the same place where I..."
- In terms of?
- Dad worked as a proctologist.

As my great-aunt rose - girl, if a man gmake your waist with his hands, rejoice! Cry you can make after forty, when your waist it is not enough of the full breadth of hands...

(Vampires) - we want you to become like us.
(Rachel) - Has in principle we all agree. But there is a condition: I don't eat pork, so the blood of the citizens of a sovereign Ukraine do not drink matter! You will not be offended?

- I... it's... uncomfortable.
- Vanya, Shaw is uncomfortable? Before anyone inconvenient to them?! As my great-uncle Edward, hanging all naked under the balcony of his mistress from Mariupol faith of Krasnobaeva, who had six children, the youngest still played the violin...
- Rachel!
- And what?! Interesting story, and so, it hangs, and the balcony below out the young girl in a kimono. He smiles at her. She bows to him and says one Japanese word "makiwara"... and So, he to this day is inconvenient, he sho did not know Japanese...

Vanya, but from you did not expect - we're practically engaged! Yes, Yes, you are the first to shout "bitterly", to be baptized later, it's time to look at the truth directly. How it you any pain but I'm yours forever!