Book: Cossack in Paradise



To correct the situation, Ivan interfered with his education. Someone very rightly said that all the ills of the current philologists derive from their erudition and, accordingly, conviction of the inviolability of the deducted knowledge. The elves MUST be just such a noble, beautiful, romantic, period! And the reality is sometimes quite unceremoniously takes us muzzle on the asphalt with only one request - take it for what it is and not that which is imposed on us by a literary education...
Apparently all the fault of this great and mighty Russian language! The language is living, growing and evolving exclusively according to its own laws, constantly bewilders the entire linguistic-philological brethren. The language that literally every word has two, maybe three, often completely opposite meanings. How to reach him how to come up with a clear concept and framework? Which corresponds to the inviolable "rules of the Russian language" and what is not? He's changing dramatically every century...
"Oh, well who so writes?! It is a mere delusion, a mockery of the highest traditions of our literature, over the pillars of the classics, over the canons of the genre, over the system of cultural education of the people!" - in full voice cry people in the know. But people are not hearing them, he reads... and laughs. Laughs! Because he sees in the book, native, warm, intimate and clear - their language, their speech, their characters...
Ivan Kochuev tried only slightly to shift the angle of view - and everything fell into place. So, let's continue...
№ 189377   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 13:50
That free cheese happens only in a mousetrap, they know everything. But there are mice that carry not only cheese, but also a trap!
№ 82590   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:35
The man who found the Truth, then share it with others. But divided, Truth dies...
№ 82588   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
The primary sign of tampering spiritual knowledge is paid for in convertible currency...
№ 82586   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
If the enemy is hiding in the safe, it is a very good enemy. Especially if he'd locked the door, swallowed the key and absolutely do not want to let anyone in...
№ 82585   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
If you accidentally swallow, it's not terrible. Many of the characters were, and many managed to escape. Importantly, you have not chewed...
№ 82584   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
The enemies are sometimes much more loyal friends. Friends always step aside if you don't need them. Enemies of the faithful will not leave you never!
№ 82583   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
The tears of a woman can be all things - a symbol of mourning, a result of the offense, the reaction to the insult or peeling an onion, but most often they are weapons!
№ 82581   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:34
- The finger of Fate in my eyes swung to the right!
- Hmm, nothing in an emphasis didn't notice... the van, but the fun's sake, wiggle the column and to the left, and diagonally, in a circular motion. And why just - download itself?! Could answer a little more polite...
- Rachel, I to open his mouth did not have time!
№ 82029   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:56
Vanya, we're in Heaven brown tolkiyenistov. In fact, it was necessary to do something with this crowd crasante on lifeitme guys, to gray hairs chasing each other across the forest with aluminum swords and expressed lofty style brodowski runes!
№ 82028   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:56
- My dad, a doctor, always said, "Girl needs to read and fill his head knowledge. Don't let her God to gain their bread in the same place where I..."
- In terms of?
- Dad worked as a proctologist.
№ 82025   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:55
- Rachel, I'll carry you. The rifle, give it to the elf. Give it, give it, it's heavy... Okay, I'll carry you both, but stop sobbing! And smile smug do not need!
№ 82024   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:55
It suicide of his girlfriend does not end up as long as it does not tell you everything! Then go and replica parts. In short - you will die first...
№ 81609   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:35
- Do not quarrel, my children. - Elf because of the wardrobe again deign to vote. - An emotional outburst at a showdown so promotes mutual understanding that you risk blindly fall in love with each other. And this is as good a spot as suited for pastoralists - no stream, no sun, no grass. Especially herbs...
№ 81605   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:35
If someone strikes you on the right cheek is substitute and left. Unless, of course, there is no way the first to pull the trigger...
№ 81600   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:35