Character: William Murderface William Murderface



Wait, you're... a Bassist! Why are we even talking to you?
- Aren't you supposed to unload equipment or something?
- You water on stage should wear!
Or suits to be ironed out there, I don't know...
I always liked how bass players depict active, if they are the same musicians as everyone else!
BASS IS THE BACKBONE OF THE BAND!!!
Then start acting like bass - never heard!
Quote Explanation: Murderface tried to hit on two girls.
№ 107874   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 16:41
I buy myself a bunch of boats. With a bunch of Vietnamese. And set on fire.
№ 8660   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:37
- Murderface, get off the phone!
- Okay, wait. Only messages check.
- "You have 67 new messages on the answering machine digital cordless dattona. To listen to the message, press one on the keypad in the front panel. Now you will hear the message number one. If you want to keep, delete or re-listen to the message, follow the instructions..."
- This thing just created minutes to eat. Cruel!
№ 7792   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:55
- I believe you intentionally created an album aimed at the destruction of human life!
- Put how much you want your pod, this will be no more!
№ 7040   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:17
- No matter how humiliating it was to interview such prominent figures of show business, it's my duty as a journalist to uncover some... Umm... Th-that don't understand, are you urinating on my shoes?
- Yes!
№ 6287   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:42