Cartoon: Metropolises (Metalocalypse)

I love hard rock and rappers with no legs!

Wait, you're... a Bassist! Why are we even talking to you?
- Aren't you supposed to unload equipment or something?
- You water on stage should wear!
Or suits to be ironed out there, I don't know...
I always liked how bass players depict active, if they are the same musicians as everyone else!
BASS IS THE BACKBONE OF THE BAND!!!
Then start acting like bass - never heard!

Again I had dreams where that dick will understand... I think I'm an idiot.

Power of evil I command you to Wake up and make me a sandwich!

I buy myself a bunch of boats. With a bunch of Vietnamese. And set on fire.

- Murderface, get off the phone!
- Okay, wait. Only messages check.
- "You have 67 new messages on the answering machine digital cordless dattona. To listen to the message, press one on the keypad in the front panel. Now you will hear the message number one. If you want to keep, delete or re-listen to the message, follow the instructions..."
- This thing just created minutes to eat. Cruel!

Before us a hard choice! The acoustics are crap and not metal, on the other hand, if we don't pick Troll, high-speed Internet connection you can forget!

- This situation is a threat to all humanity. Dethklok awakened the Troll.
It's impossible, trolls don't exist.
- Then how do You explain the dead unicorns?

We've been thinking, not very much, but...

- I believe you intentionally created an album aimed at the destruction of human life!
- Put how much you want your pod, this will be no more!

Some asshole producer is coming to teach us how to play metal, and the snake from the member is not distinguished!

What the hell is... Oh, shut up, damn it! Enough already! The fucking alarm clock! Got damn, I zamuchil, sheep!

- No matter how humiliating it was to interview such prominent figures of show business, it's my duty as a journalist to uncover some... Umm... Th-that don't understand, are you urinating on my shoes?
- Yes!

Damn Troll got knocked out all high-speed lines. Ten minutes before the Boobs get!