Character: The Panda



Oh, the Furious Five! You are much more of my figures! Well, except for the praying mantis. It is the same.
Quote Explanation: For a fan of Kung fu and the Furious Five and is the owner of a collection of wooden toys reduced prototypes Furious Five.
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
funny quotestoys size
№ 359655   Added MegaMozg 05-02-2019 / 12:21
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You will not become a Dragon Warrior, not dropping two hundred pounds and not brushing your teeth. That noise you're making? Laugh? Never heard of it. Train, Panda, and someday you will have ears like mine!
Quote Explanation: parodies Shifu
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
№ 309501   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:09
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Finally. Oh yeah. The power of the dragon scroll now belongs to me!.. There's nothing here!
- Relax, I at first too did not drive.
What?
- A secret ingredient no! It's you.
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda Tai Lung
№ 309500   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:08
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Twist, twirl, to deceive you want!
Quote Explanation: staging an impromptu game "thimbles" with the Dragon Scroll and pans
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
№ 309499   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:07
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Even mantis got their gadgets!
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
opportunities
№ 95499   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:42
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- So who are you, Panda?
- I - On. And I need a hat!
Kung fu Panda 2 (Kung Fu Panda 2) The Panda
№ 85119   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:33
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- Listen, I should go. Need to find out. Armor-the Tigress do not understand...
- Armor-Tiger understands everything... But I don't want to see the death of my friend.
Maybe you and my death do not want to see?
Kung fu Panda 2 (Kung Fu Panda 2) The Panda Tigress Crane
№ 85115   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:33
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I don't know who you are, but please stand aside, sir.
- This lady...
- Oh, sorry. I was distracted by your beard. Desorientiert, false advertising.
Kung fu Panda 2 (Kung Fu Panda 2) The Panda
№ 85105   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 08:33
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On the light nothing's unstoppable except for me that stops the unstoppable.
Kung fu Panda 2 (Kung Fu Panda 2) The Panda
power
№ 83842   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 21:43
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Who are you? Che can you do that? You're nobody, okay? You my friend have offended. There's a storm coming at you, attack of the mad clutches. Come on! I blur in your eyes!
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
funny quotes
№ 70741   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:15
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- You want to learn kung-fu?
- Yes!!!
- Then I am your master!
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
№ 68900   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:56
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He alone could fight the whole army for he was... well vaschee!
Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda) The Panda
№ 62946   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:10
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