Cartoon: Kung fu Panda (Kung Fu Panda)



- Oh, maybe we should just drop everything and go back to noodles...
- Quit - not to quit noodles don't noodles. You too is, what was and what will be...
№ 379954   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2019 / 18:19
I thought master Oogway would choose someone who actually owns kung fu.
- Or at least stoop down and touch their feet.
Or at least see them...
№ 379953   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2019 / 18:15
And Oogway said I was... Ah! Finger grip Wuxi! Not only finger grip SP...
- Ohoho, you know this hold?
- Developed at the time of the third dynasty, Yes!
- Oh, then you know what happens when I Flex my pinkie toe?
No no no...
- What in this technique the hardest? The most difficult then to scrub the floor.
№ 379951   Added MegaMozg 06-10-2019 / 18:09
Oh, the Furious Five! You are much more of my figures! Well, except for the praying mantis. It is the same.
Quote Explanation: For a fan of Kung fu and the Furious Five and is the owner of a collection of wooden toys reduced prototypes Furious Five.
№ 359655   Added MegaMozg 05-02-2019 / 12:21
You will not become a Dragon Warrior, not dropping two hundred pounds and not brushing your teeth. That noise you're making? Laugh? Never heard of it. Train, Panda, and someday you will have ears like mine!
Quote Explanation: parodies Shifu
№ 309501   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:09
Finally. Oh yeah. The power of the dragon scroll now belongs to me!.. There's nothing here!
- Relax, I at first too did not drive.
What?
- A secret ingredient no! It's you.
№ 309500   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:08
Twist, twirl, to deceive you want!
Quote Explanation: staging an impromptu game "thimbles" with the Dragon Scroll and pans
№ 309499   Added MegaMozg 30-11-2017 / 17:07
- Ah, Shifu, you are my friend of old, Panda will not fulfill your destiny, and you're his, not yet parted with the illusion that everything in this world depends on you.
- With the illusion?
Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu. I will not force it to bloom when I feel like or to bear fruit early.
But something depends on us. I wanted to, and the fruit fell. And depends on me, where to plant the seed. This is not illusion, master.
- Yes, but no matter what you do that seed will grow a peach tree. You may want to grow an Apple tree, but will grow a peach.
- The peach tree is able to defeat tai lung?
- Can and can - if you wish to guide him, to nurture, to believe in him.
- But how? How?! I need your help, master.
- No, you just have to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me that you will.
- I... I promise... to believe.
№ 283570   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:33
- I eat when I'm upset, okay?
№ 214411   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 16:40
News is news, good or bad.
№ 179780   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 20:59
Even mantis got their gadgets!
№ 95499   Added MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:42
- Each of us has his place in life. Mine is here. Your place...
- Here, too.
- No! Your place at the tables 2, 5, 7 and 12! And don't forget to smile!
№ 83116   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:58
Who are you? Che can you do that? You're nobody, okay? You my friend have offended. There's a storm coming at you, attack of the mad clutches. Come on! I blur in your eyes!
№ 70741   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:15
Unless something should happen to wanted to see an old friend?
№ 70532   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:07
- You want to learn kung-fu?
- Yes!!!
- Then I am your master!
№ 68900   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:56