Character: Sergey. Page 2
If there is no out - look for the entrance!
Quote Explanation: decided to hide until evening in the kitchen in a barrel of flour.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 12:09
I blame that I'm so handsome?
Quote Explanation: Sergei, after the words "love" pursues a sailor gay.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 12:03
Yes the hell with him, to boot! Are you for him to dive be here, maybe under us eight kilometers?
Quote Explanation: Director of lost shoes.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 12:00
- Mochican that!
- Thank you! I don't smoke.
- Azhar!
- Sorry!
- Azhar!
- Sorry!
Quote Explanation: Musicante! — "get it!". Azhar! any "sorry" or "knowingly" or "unlocked" (from guilt). The investigator questioned the Director.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 11:42
I think we again, for the bandits received... so that others - Gaians, Gaians?..
Quote Explanation: Arriving at the cafe, three seated themselves on a personal vacation spot Gaytsy of Getazat - mafia.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 11:30
I love you, grandpa! We all love you!
Quote Explanation: The shepherd heard it all three love and will "love", escaped from his home.
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 11:27
You any foreign languages you know?
Well, I was taught in school or something, then at the Institute... And so there!
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 11:24
- I will not go! If we go back we'd be caught and killed!
- What do you think - if we get caught, we'll drink tea with jam?
Quote Explanation: in the devastated café, the Director doesn't want to leave, thinking that the authorities will understand...
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MegaMozg 03-08-2017 / 11:15
- What a wonderful evening, just like in a fairy tale! And all the time you live in it, right?
- I have long believed in Santa Claus. And if you want, all that I did, I did in order to return the tale. Where I'm a Prince on a white horse around me beasts, men with dog's heads, and there before me...
- Princess...
- Actually, the Kingdom, but the Princess too.
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MegaMozg 13-06-2017 / 11:43
The wife and the husband should always be at the same time. Otherwise it is not family work, and a solid mess.
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Viker 07-06-2017 / 15:57
Do you know how to do it?
- Well, of course. I'm the Hippocratic oath was given.
- That's encouraging.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:12
Well, che, the room kind of cleared. Left to learn only about the pioneer unit that was here.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:12
- Well done. Once you are convinced that you are a maniac.
- You can hang from, and you can go to the Klink, for us it is now one and the same.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:12
- Shut up! Not see it, I think.
- I do not see. I'm not an x-ray.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:11
How can I, Sergei, don't worry when you are on level ground, on a pool table can a hole with shit in her sink.
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MegaMozg 09-03-2017 / 16:11
