Character: Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha



- Impostor!
- You're an impostor yourself!
№ 346403   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 15:11
The king knows what he's doing! The state is not poorer. Take!
№ 346400   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 15:08
- Open up, dog!!!
- And who is he?
You.
№ 346398   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 15:06
- This foreign tourist speaks well!
- What he says? Specifically what?
- Who the hell knows!
№ 344188   Added MegaMozg 21-09-2018 / 14:06
Experiments with electricity should be done at work and at home electrical energy should be used exclusively for peaceful, domestic purposes.
№ 294917   Added MegaMozg 22-07-2017 / 01:12
Man! Kidney twice the Queen!
№ 245037   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:06
- Tell me, you have a separate office?
- Oh, you, sir, cut!
№ 142609   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:39
- Where goes the dog Crimean king? Dog!
- What kind of dog is this?! Will not let about the king you sing such songs! Blossomed here without me! What kind of R-repertoire do you have? Need something to sing a mass, modern: Tralee Wali, tili-tili, we don't... Tilly-Tilly, this is not the Magoo...
№ 142608   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:39
All workers two days off a week. We, the kings, are working seven days a week.
№ 134869   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:58
Wrong, my dear, is a public affair. You with your divorce dramatically reduce our numbers.
№ 132978   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 12:09
They can't scream, they're all dead.
See how the dead can shoot?
№ 103780   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 09:01
- You'll be the Tsar!
- Never!
№ 78473   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:22
Think again! Think again, comrade cloud member you now get!.. before, you know, to see the ancient Moscow... without the sanction of the appropriate authorities.
№ 25691   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 06:23