Character: Abdul



- I think hands can be omitted.
- Hands up! Robbery!
- What lybishsya? Bastard! Give me the money or die!
- You're late for just a moment... [ with a sarcastic smile]
Quote Explanation: Abdul and Hank Rob a Bank that just robbed Martin Brest.
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- Finished? Grasp the toilets!
- Toilets are canceled today, boss.
- Really? Why do you think, Abdul?
They're here!
Quote Explanation: Hank and Abdul, working as a janitor as punishment, found that Martin Brest and Rudi Wurlitzer located within the hotel.
№ 221640   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:26
- Those bastards-thieves in the hotel cooled down.
- Slacking...
№ 221628   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:25
Frankie the fucking cops stole it! They whistled lemon! They have a correction! .... Corruption.
- And once it's hard to say?
- Sinau, sinau.
№ 221627   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:25
Hank said - we're in a hurry, Abdul said - go! You know?
№ 221626   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:25
[Abdul comes to the driver door]
Move, I'll drive.
Why?
- Why? Indeed Frank said - in the path of the switch. So went!
- My God, my God, we halfway will not do.
[Abdul pulls out a gun]
- Allah. Let him not waiting for his head to shoot.
- Absolutely crazy.
- Why bring up my patience?
- To test the patience!
[Abdul sat behind the wheel, revs, but the car does not go]
- Automatic transmission, move the lever.
- Sinau. [the machine starts to go backwards and it dramatically slows down]
In position D.
- Sinau.
And say don't shoot the head off, and shoot, and then shoot in the head...
- Sinau.
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- In short... "you Have different balls," says his doctor. "Balls! Wood and iron".
- Yeah.
The man blankly stares at the doctor, but he hesitated and did not know what to say. Then he asks: "do you have Children?". He said, "Yes, two. Pinocchio - three years, and the Terminator - seven".
- Is that all?
Hell yeah!
- And who Penokio?
- Pinocchio! It's a puppet from a piece of wood, and the Terminator - iron!
Sol didn't understand...
- Need to listen better!
- I did!
- No, it's not! You every joke three times driven, and you don't get it!
- Yes what to enter in this get along? Terminator! The terminator is a machine, it made of metal. So... why is a child a marionette?
№ 221604   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:24
- Abdul, let go Luba.
- How can I let go of what is not mine?
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- What a girl! Who are her parents?
- She is an aspiring orphan...
Quote Explanation: After Luba poured on the head of Plato glass of wine.
№ 7548   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:42