Character: Roman Pearce



- Hey, MIA, baby shampoo is under attack! I was joking.
- Oh, you'll get from me, carp!
№ 378678   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 21:57
Help me someone. I have a tank on my ass!
№ 378677   Added MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 21:54
- Little things can I borrow?
Are you serious? You're a millionaire, and go snooping all fines collected.
- I want to be a millionaire.
№ 316246   Added MegaMozg 06-02-2018 / 07:02
- I've invented.
- Oh! The head is not ill?
№ 305746   Added MegaMozg 27-10-2017 / 00:24
- I'm myself a selfie nafotkal!
- Did you know that the secret operation?!
- Not today!
№ 283808   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:33
- Now who's the eleventh? [shoot the guys on the snowmobiles]
Hey, frostbitten! Go sub to catch!
№ 283802   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:32
- What do they want from me?
- I don't know the car you like is not noticeable!
- Shut Up, Tash!
№ 283801   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:32
- No, it's too much! Dubaku I'm not used to, brother! How do I women to please will?! I went to pee and my baby is wrinkled from the cold.
Such details keep to yourself!
№ 283799   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:31
No, no, no! "Lamborghini" mine! Th you huddle? Hey, buddy, put it here! This gift is best in the world! I know who you are, [turning to the driver of the truck] I like your beard! You're Santa? Black only.
№ 283796   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:17
- I'm in love! [Looking at the "Lamborghini"]
- No and no again! This is a "show car" for a million dollars, we can't attract attention!
- Reverse psychology. Dominic won't notice her not in my life!
It's bright orange! Even from the space station will be visible!
№ 283794   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:17
- After a botched operation in Berlin, you are all in the top 10 in the list of Interpol!
- In the top ten? Not bad!
But not you, Roman!
- In terms of?
- You are now in eleventh place!
- I? Not in the top ten? It's impossible!
- 6, 8, 9, 10 [pointing at Ramsay]!
- It tenth? It may not be the tenth!
- It's on the top ten!
№ 283784   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:16
We have no one and go nowhere!
№ 283780   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2017 / 14:15
Does anybody have a plan B?
Plan B? Yes, there is a need for a plan C, D and E. the Alphabet and not enough.
№ 157547   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:07
- ...Only know a little bryuliky it will not surprise you. Will have to surprise others with impressive subject.
- No wonder your girls are always hung with diamonds.
№ 155835   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:36
Heavenly father, thank you that brought you together. Thank you for the solution, we adopted, because they make us who we are. Help us always to remember loved ones, we lost. Thank you for sending us this little angel became a new member of the family. Thank returned home Letty. But most of all... thank you for fast cars.
№ 155739   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:31