Character: Liu Jie

- ... Food left?
- No. All done last night, said Lobsang and added with hope: - I heard that really advanced monks are able to draw life force out of thin air...
And I believe that this is possible only on the planet Sausage, - cut off Liu Jie.

Learn to do it right before you step on the grass, otherwise you can say goodbye to their legs.

All the fingers were clenched, except the middle.
- You know what that mean, monk?
- Not too friendly of a gesture, PAL.
Oh, very superficial interpretation. Tell me what you mean, and understand who I am.
Is your middle finger?
- Fu...
fu?
- Yes, phew! You have brains, use them!

- Maybe it's a special Raven; They live in the Lowlands. The mountain ravens croak, and croak. What we so interested?
Somehow... strange to think that you's a bird...
- When you get to be my age, too, will begin to look to the skies and shy away from all sorts of birds...

- Lu-Tze?
- Yes?
- And why can't we cut the time when flying this thing?
You know what happens if you start to cut the time sitting in a vehicle with a magical drive, which is running with a speed of over seventy miles an hour?
- No!
I do not know! Don't want to know!

- Everything that has happened, stays happened.
- What is philosophy?
- The only one that works.

- He really will protect me?-Lobsang asked, putting on a pith helmet.
- Hardly. But when you find your head, you at least can be identified.

Knocking out the kidney through the nostrils is nothing more than a ridiculous side-effect.

The main thing - to catch the perfect moment. People just prefer to use that moment to punch his opponent in the neck. Preferably leg and back.

Vitamins are all about girl fun.