Character: The sorting hat

- I can't provide exact statistics. I don't know anything specifically, so I can't count anything. All I know is that I feel your chances aren't very good. I would even say very bad.
- But I'll never be like that! No way!
- I've heard this before.
- I'm not a potential Dark Lord!
- Exactly. Without a doubt.
- But why! Just because I once thought how cool it would be to have an army of blind fanatics chanting, "Glory to Dark Lord Harry!"
- It's funny, but that's not what you just thought about, quickly replacing the flashy thought with another, less dangerous one. No, you remembered how you wanted to build all the adherents of the idea of purity of blood and guillotine. Now you're telling yourself it was a joke, but it's not. If it were in your power, and if no one ever knew about it, you would do it right now.

- I see a lot of courage, a good mind, there is talent, Oh Yes... and a fervent desire to prove himself. Where to define You?
- Not Slytherin... not Slytherin...
Not Slytherin? Are You sure? You could be great. It's all here in Your head. And Slytherin will help you on your way to greatness, no doubt. No?
- Not Slytherin. Please identify anywhere but Slytherin.
Well, if You're sure... let it be... Gryffindor!

To survive, unite - or collapse,
And nothing we rescue don't buy...

So happy a few years had elapsed,
There were many encouraging successes.
But then the secret strife crawled
In the gaps of the weaknesses of our unfortunate...