TV series: Everybody hates Chris (Everybody Hates Chris). Page 1

My POPs thought that any clothes - good clothes, because he's got the socks-it was not until 29 years...

Men never quit.
What if Roman Abramovich quit?
What if Vladimir Putin dropped everything at the time?
Or if Martin Luther king would be thrown, what would it be?
What if Arshavin would have taken but quit?
Or even worse if Gus Hiddink quit?
What if Katherine Jackson quit to have children? Son, because then there would be no Michael Jackson!
What if Igor Matvienko took have dropped everything and went to the painters?
There would then no Ivanushki-international, no lube... lube, son. And who would then sang Sergey Bezrukov?
If you leave, then let them win.

Sit back and relax! You crawl like Mr. Squirrel with his nuts!

It was very strange to be a jerk, but I quickly learned.

Wash stepanich was harder than to rid Moscow of migrant workers.

It will not happen!
- Khodorkovsky thought so too.

Those who said that money can't buy happiness, didn't see my girl in her new sofa.

That day I felt like Andrei Arshavin signing a contract with Arsenal.

In my years, Grishanov knew so much that I thought he was the next link of evolution.

- Tuk-tuk!
- Who's there?
- You heard that in Ryazan pies eyes?
Pies with eyes?!
- Yes, eat them - they look.

- That girl you went to prom... what's-her-name?
- Her name was "I haven't seen her for 25 years".

- You know, your brother asked me out on a date. He's such a sweetie!
Yes, as a sugar for diabetics!

Well there was one - she chose chocolate turtles, not a gun ninth hummingbirds.

If a woman goes on a diet, the whole family goes on a diet with her.