TV series: Who's the boss?

My daughter wants to become a producer of these crazy rappers!
- It is normal. Crazy without a producer is already a patient.

Take a look at. What do you see?
I see two women. One of them have better things to do than to look at yourself in the mirror and listen to nonsense.
- What I see is a girl who grew up in a house where she at no one could rely on. And she started pretending that she don't care about anyone but yourself, although it's actually not so.
- Why did You decide to judge my life?
- I'm talking about myself. I'm from the city of Lisava. One name drawn to cry. I was born in the family of academician.

I hope You remember, who was Prince Igor?
Yes bandyuganov! This new ancient! One of the first who began to engage in public extortion. And then he imposed a tribute and Pechenegs, and Drevlyane!.. And he still had a little!!!
- Voronin, where your illiterate brother knows it?
- Yes, I'm in the stairwell on the wall read. The syllables.
- You have in the entrance is written: "Prince Igor levied excessive tribute drevlyan"?!
- Not shorter. "Igorek - schmuck". And the caption: "Drevlyans".

I already have a couple of words, but none of them can tell when a woman.

If you fell in love in a dream, embrace it in reality.

I am a father, Yes, I'm a dad, and I'll throw a stone at someone who will say that I'm a mom.

- Fast to school! Without the fives not to go back home.
- Well, dad, I have a friend spend the night.

- There, by the way, my name scribbled all fences!
- So it all?
- Yes, everything! However, not everything that is written on them is my name...

In short, it happens sometimes that we have!

- Why I kiss boys, you have to close your eyes?
- Not to see them pimples too close!