TV series: Seinfeld (Seinfeld)



- Look at yourself.
- Kramer doesn't start...
- No, you are living it.
- But, no! Not burn and live. I live my life!
- Okay, okay, and how? No, you tell me. Work there?
- No.
Do you have money?
- No.
Baba is?
- No.
- Plans are?
- No.
Well, at least something on the horizon there?
- No.
- Any action there?
- No.
- Is there any reason to get up in the morning?
- I like to buy the "Daily News".
3 Season 23 Series
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And what do you do?
- I'm a comedian.
- Yeah, well? But tell me, where do you get your material?
- I hear a voice.
- What voice?
A man's voice. But he spoke in German, so you have to translate.
3 Season 10 Series
№ 233867   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:44
- You don't think badly of me?
- Woke up late.
3 Season 9 Series
№ 233860   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 21:14
They are perfect for each other, even look like brother and sister.
I hate couples where the partners are similar, it's not for me. Bald women are so rare.
3 Season 18 Series
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- Elaine, have you ever met a bald man?
- No.
- Know who you are then? Lisitca.
3 Season 8 Series
№ 155545   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:19
- You know what your trouble is? You have too high demands!
But I've met you.
- ... It's because I have too low requirements.
3 Season 16 Series
№ 155542   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 14:19