TV series: Margot. Page 3

Tell me that I broke a nail and are in intensive care.

The main principle of any cleanup is to evenly distribute the mud.

I'm talking about love.
- What kind of love?
- Big and clean.
- Zimouski, you are only able to a small and dirty!

Have you ever thought about the fact that the woman in this demanding world of males? It's giant slalom. A woman must be extremely flexible and at the same time to remain stiff. She should be gentle and strong at the same time. Agree, this is not the most important task for those whom we call the "weaker sex"? According to the position at which the tolerance applies only to men, the whole world boils down to this: if the man say he is ambitious, a woman in the same circumstances - aggressive. If a man is excited, the woman hysterical. And when the man unleashed and sociable woman - a prostitute, no less... the standard of modern women is controversial. At work it must behave like a man, and came back home to wear an apron and pretend to be the Keeper of the hearth.

Usually married people deprived of imagination. See - there are 2 people, they have something erupts, they begin to walk through the parks, restaurants, cinema, long walk... And then, the fantasy ends. And they think - evpatiy-Kolovrat, we're still in the registry office was not!

- Puzzle me...
- You have beautiful Breasts!
What?!
- Puzzled?

- It look unhealthy.
- And when you noticed his eyes?
- Yes, there's voice can hear!

- Max, you're driving.
- When a good car and playing music, I forget that I'm driving.
- Make sure the morgue was.

Hello, gosh, where are you?
At the other end of the wire.

- I'm your boss!
Yeah, and sponges commander!

- Yes? And the genes?
- Genes and let them go to Cheburashka!

- And you are all in the reflexes live?
Is there?
Well, went to the toilet - need someone to spot me.

- You're home!
- Of course, I'm at work!

- What do You prefer - tea or coffee?
- Tea. And I know what grade my favorite?
- What?
Whiskey.