Character: Zimovsky
- You didn't even give me mouth open!
- Do not lie, you it fifteen times opened.
1 Season
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:56
- I went.
- In the ass you went.
Quote Explanation: Zimouski and Cushion you see at the bar a beautiful girl and want to attract her attention
1 Season
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:56
- Don't call me "dear"!
- Well, hateful!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 07:36
"Not stupid" - high self-esteem.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:40
- Can we sleep with you?
- Only under one condition - I want you 5 children.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:40
I'm talking about love.
- What kind of love?
- Big and clean.
- Zimouski, you are only able to a small and dirty!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:39
Usually married people deprived of imagination. See - there are 2 people, they have something erupts, they begin to walk through the parks, restaurants, cinema, long walk... And then, the fantasy ends. And they think - evpatiy-Kolovrat, we're still in the registry office was not!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:39
Hey you, clip, office supply, I'll flick ladies and you will die from a hemorrhage of the brain!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:39
- Che, even on the threshold is not allowed?
- On the threshold you're in, and face the wrong way!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:05
There is no escape only from the grave.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:04
I'm leaving for St. Petersburg.
- What Peter?
- In Pakistan! We have what, nineteen Peters?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:02
To lie to the woman ugly and the beautiful lie is an art.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:59
- What do you think??
- On the calculator.
- I'm serious.
- Well, sometimes a column.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:37
Th he wet like this, did you cry over him?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 14:25
Don't move your thread, and it will come off - will not sew!
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 11:45
