TV series: Victorious (Victorious)

Okay, I'm not just going to stand here and listen to things that I really did.

If you don't take your hands off me for two seconds, you won't have hands.

- I... I think you look good today.
- So yesterday I looked bad? Or I'm usually terrible, but today I was lucky?

I think he will invite me to the carnival.
The horror.
- Don't say that Robbie is my best friend!
- So go with it.
- No! The horror...

Look, I would have gone with you, but I really just want to stay home and do nothing.

My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems.

Oh, Kitty! How are you always filled with joy and stupidity!

- EW, jade, you're so dirty!
- Oh, no! Now I don't choose prison beauty!

Once, when my brother was in prison, he told management that he was a vegetarian, and he brought special food... Oh, no, it was on the plane.

We inspected our room and immediately say: we live here will not!
- What's wrong with your rooms?
- Well, let's start with the alien in my closet.
And a grenade in my toilet!

- I'm never, ever going to play Golf!
- You promise?
- What happened?
- Trina did not hit the ball, got upset and threw a stick at his father.
- No! I threw the stick, and the Pope himself, allowed her to get in yourself!

- He called me in the middle of the night and shouted: "What to do? What to do? What to do?"
- What did you say?
"I don't know! I don't know! I don't know!"
- Well, when there is such a friend.

Trina, promise me that when you go to College it will be very far away.

- If you want, can be anything you want.
Even your boyfriend?
- No, for goodness sake!