TV series: The Far Cry Experience (The Far Cry Experience)

And you know what? If you come to this island, I'll give you the chance to swim for free. Fish to catch and so on. You, your wife, your children, the whole damn family! Make yourself at home.

You scared me, you piece of shit! You can't die yet, we still have five episodes to come! And, maybe, three, I don't know...

- Put the gun down, hermano!
- I'm not your fucking hermano!
Is a subjective philosophical question that depends on perspective. Drop the gun!

Hello people of the Internet! Between us speaking, I wish you in the sun played, and not watched the shit.

- Ubisoft hired me for this garbage, and you the buttons to press. "Oh, coming, delete!"
- I was hired because I'm a good operator!
- Yes? You know, "big momma's House 2" for a good summary will not do.

Hi, I'm Chris Mintz-Plassche, and I am on the island, which hosted the events of the game Assassin's Creed...
Hey, Chris, that is a Far Cry. Far Cry 3, not Assassin.
- Ah! Okay... hi, I'm Chris Mintz-Plassche, walk the Isle, whose landscapes inspired the creation of Far Cry 2. Ubisoft invited me to...
- No, Chris. This Is Far Cry 3. The third part. They trilogy did.
- Yes? EPT!

Bambi! I'm sorry I shot your Mama, Bambi!