Character: Vaas Montenegro

Whom the *** will you choose them or us, us or them!

- After all, without a family, who are we f****ing like? Once upon a time, I could do anything for my sister. I killed for the first time for my sister. But it wasn't enough for her. NENNENE please. You know what the joke is? Our FAVORITEs beat every time. They come and say to me, "Vaas Vaas, WHO F** ARE YOU GOING TO CHOOSE?! THEIRS OR US?! NAAS OR THEIRS?! hahahaha. Like f***ing I still have to choose.!

I already told you what's... crazy, huh? Madness is an exact repetition of the same actions over and over again hoping for change. This is madness.

Pay ten dollars to the first person to bring me a scrotum of Snow white.

Surprise, asshole! I think I didn't know you were coming? I'm disappointed! I was hoping on you, Jason! Such bly, potential! And here you are, trapped in life as a fucking rat! And the fact that I'm not dragged in here - you came here on their own! That's what Citra does to you - turns you, asshole, in rats. And I have to get rid of rodents, but... that's what brothers are for, right?

- Hey, Jason! Missed me?.. Who stuffed, huh? I ask, who stuffed [Tata]? Zither stuffed, huh? I think you're one of us? I think you like me? The major boner from California exotics!.. I'll put a bullet in the skull of my sister... as your brother, Grant...
- Fuck you!
- Are you angry, Jason? You're mad... Okay, I understand. Because without family, who we are, by such? You know, for a sister I could do anything. I killed for the first time for your sister... but it was not enough. No-no-no-no-no, please! You know what's funny, huh? Our favorite sly beat every time! They say to me, "Vaas, who do you choose? Them or us? Us or them, BL?" Like I, BL, still have to choose, bitch!.. By the way, the lighter your shit. Okay, enough poetry. Is it bad that the Harp got the tattoo: now you can be killed only by completely erasing. Shh, don't cry. Okay... Jason... I Swear to God, man, that's really great that you're willing to die for his beloved... let's Leave the lovebirds to it.

- Nice day today.
- Sorry, boss, plan the parade?
You always make me laugh, Vaas. So at least I'm distracted from the serious business. Thanks to you... M-m... what about Snow white?
Yes he did anyone *** not dug. At all.
Really? Then why am I here?
- When you get the ransom, his friends sell out. I killed his older brother. Did what you said with the younger. My sister... painted white...
- I don't care about your family! Only by my grace your noggin not emblazoned on my car antenna! So be polite, start to worry about Jason Brody!
- Okay, Hoyt, OK. Okay.
- Fantastic! Beautiful weather! And what of the village a little further - Beras town? A bunch of locals. Stole invoice very dear to me. You need to visit them. Glad to see you, Vaas.

When I started to lose faith in humanity, I discovered something wonderful. The human soul is full of mysteries... You voted for that Chris lived, and I will keep my word!
Hey, Chris! These assholes want you to live... So you'd be stuck there for another two or three weeks...

And you know what? If you come to this island, I'll give you the chance to swim for free. Fish to catch and so on. You, your wife, your children, the whole damn family! Make yourself at home.

You scared me, you piece of shit! You can't die yet, we still have five episodes to come! And, maybe, three, I don't know...

- Put the gun down, hermano!
- I'm not your fucking hermano!
Is a subjective philosophical question that depends on perspective. Drop the gun!

Hello people of the Internet! Between us speaking, I wish you in the sun played, and not watched the shit.

Bambi! I'm sorry I shot your Mama, Bambi!

- Tell me: "Mom, dad."
- Mom, dad...
- I love you.
- Mom, dad, I want to go home.
Very good... you do it again.
- No...
- With great feeling. You can, honey, just...
- Yo, Vaasa. There Brody pulled on our "Medusa", it's really oxy...
- Benjamin, Benny, Ben! So I'm making a movie, okay?
- Look, you would need to get out of here... These fucking morons said about you...
- You could... not fight?! And then we've got, among other things, a lady, an actress.
- Fuck... fuck.
- I'm a dick?! Ha ha... You see what you've done?! You turned my actress against me! Now go to the ***! Get lost!.. Please forgive my friend and his tactlessness. He's just being a complete asshole. Play to the "Oscar" given, okay?
- No...
- Tears. Great. More...