TV series: A little over forty (Fortysomething)

- Why do I think Pilfrey threatening me?
- You feel I stepped on your territory. You feel that I'm younger than you. So. You are afraid of my ideas.
- Ideas? Do you have any ideas?
- I have, this is the future, Paul. Off the wall schedules and plans, throw away the stapler, we enter into digital era. Online surgery, medicine, no papers. Digital disease digital medicine. This is a point of reference, people. Think in the figures.

- Honey, it's very simple, you just have to distract him.
- Can a baseball bat?

Estelle speaking on the phone:
Hello. Beans in the box on the right. Well, put it back. Honey, you don't need a can opener, there is such a thing, for which you have to pull. Well, just be careful it is very sharp. Okay, so far.
The neighbor on the bus:
- How old is he?
- Forty-five, true.

You guys need to stop thinking about sex. In life a lot of things, you know... Nothing in the head does not come, but something should be.

- I am receptive to new experiences.
- Nothing like that. You are a kind of neurotic Englishman, overwhelming all, and then comes into a rage and killing everyone with an axe.

- This Whip-toffee?
- No, it is the proud banana. I think he has a crisis of confidence.

It was drugs, right?! Sent you drugs?!
- I would like, but I have to go out and buy them like everyone else.

- Do you ever think about anything besides sex?
Sometimes I think about food.