TV series: Matchmakers. Page 2
- WAN!
- Oh!
- Trouble!
- Yes, you sho?! Here is a way to do it! You'll be less globstat!
The fool! You have a problem!
- What? You tell me .. come on cherry! [presses the lever of the slot machine] Cherry!
- Right now you will cherry and melon Liubka... said Val on vegetable warehouse went!
Why?
For pineapples, damn it! Checking...
- Oh, My God!
- Yeah... So Shaw, Alice kaput your casino!..
Wait, Mitya... the Gaming business is not so easy to smother!
- I think Shaw Val only you will be limited to...
Quote Explanation: Ivan, the second day of playing slot machines, said his wife Valentine that he allegedly got a job. Mitya came to warn him of the impending exposure.
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- Sho is not for you, expensive?! You old meanie!
- ...500 rubles.
- .. Yes, you sho? With oak sho collapsed..?!
- Do sho that I went... three Hundred, WAN. Normal price!
Three thousand - no less!
- 280.
- .. Fuck you! I went to him as a relative... And he 280...
- WAN!
- All bidding is over! Get a lawyer, zhlobyara!
- 250!
- Magnets on the fridge from Kolyma will bring!
Quote Explanation: Ivan sells a videotape Mitya, where he secretly from Ivan is drinking in his kitchen vodka.
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- ... Forty years... Forty years of experience, and all the "down the drain"! Me, the working man like a dog on the street kicked...
- What can you do, Vanya?.. Crisis...
Yes. I saw on TV program!..
- Here! And I'm two years younger than her! Seriously! I was very shocked! It's a shame... Petrovich, sorry...
- You Understand, Vanya.
Let's do it guys, for all the good...
- Come on!
- No clinking!!!
Quote Explanation: Ivan complains (and drunk) about its reduction in the plant, where his thirty years of work experience. Increasing drinking glasses, figures his experience will also increase.
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Anatolich! Hi! So, how's life? Young, approaching retirement?!
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Something these - quiet... [pointing towards the bedroom his matchmakers Kovalev] Anatolich either fell asleep or killed him...
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- Is he not with you?
- Was! But an hour ago - fit! And done!
- What is fit?! What is fit?!! He didn't even return!
- Where Is The Jura?!
- I told you: an hour ago went to your President! I still asked: "Anatolich, and you yourself will come to..?!" But Anatolich at all stages with your head held high!.. Wine! Fit!
- What are you?! You wouldn't even give Yuri Anatolyevich?!
- [laughs] What is he, a schoolgirl in mini skirt to accompany it!
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- Tell me, Professor, as a person with high education man with medium education, but very special! When the crisis is over?
- So, the whole world economy is based on the tenets of Adam Smith. Obviously, this problem should be viewed as a social phenomenon, caused by the crisis of overproduction.
- Oh, Professor! Well, head! Well it's so had to explain sho now nothing unclear!
- You're a good man, Mitya! Though a bastard! But Professor good said. You just don't know the word "giggitty"!!!
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- .. Well, what?! Come on, kapust pour. Mitya - not greedy... Earned!
- Sho..?! Sho I then you sat at the same table?.. But that's not life! I better throw a drink - this time! And secondly, we Anatolyevich Cologne don't drink!!
Quote Explanation: Job done, now wash.
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- Ivan Stepanovich, where are you going?
- From Reykjavik - positi look!
Quote Explanation: Olga brought Ivan on reception to the psychologist.
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- Oh, WAN, sho-me not on itself...
- That is fine, hell as hell. Although the Holy water I had to get some just in case.
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You sho laughing at how African Serba?!
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- I Phillip Kirkorov.
- Yes, even Lady Gaga, you know this?
Yes...
- Well done! There are no tickets!
- Open up, please.
Humble yourself, my friend! Kirkorov! And I'm the seller of the lights!.. But like, reptile-like.
Quote Explanation: Christmas matchmakers.
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- Tomorrow there will be the owner.
- Which host?
- The master of the house!
Uh, what house?
- The owner of this house from Holland! To tell what of Holland?!
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Here's the thing: could you imagine our clients to take? And we desperately need them zdyhatsya... And drown them like pity.
Quote Explanation: drawn to Larissa.
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- Kitty, maybe we'll wait until they're asleep?
- Yura, don't be less Mimsy. In the end, someone who invites you on a date?
- I love you.
- Well then, stand and be silent. And generally not going anywhere.
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