Character: Ivan Budko

If it was me that bed when I was younger!

Hips not to wag, here the cores are.

Hello, matchmakers! And I think Shaw is the morning grinds?.. And that you own bones, right?! [laughs]
- Good morning!
- Good!
- Yura, the command "stop!" it was not! Continue. One, two, three!
- Olga Nikolaevna, and three why? Legs two?! [laughs]
- Get away from people, sticking!
- Oh! Professor Dowell's head! Hello!
- Yura! One more time around the house!
- SWAT! I'm with you there! [laughs]
- Myself, for once his gut was ripped away from the couch and ran to the next store?!
- I'm very short distance, do not run!
- So hilarious! The people do not bother to shake the old man.

[phone rings]
- ... Embassy Of Kenya!
- Hey, dad!
- [laughs] Data, is that you?! Yes. Salary. How did you know?
- You are always fun when you get paid.

- Andryukha! We because of your barmature not copytime?
- What do you mean, uncle Vanya! A natural product from Mexico. Only cactus kicked out, and immediately to us, to insist!
Yeah From cactus?! I thought only we of the nasties drinks to drive can... Here is mancoosi these! Ah!
- Muchachos!..
- Yes, what a difference! From cactus! Here cunning people, Ah! Look, I admired...

- ... Out of here! Get out! [with a broom expels from the house pig]
- A sho in there?! Olga Nikolaevna, why a broom-what?!
- Sorry, ax not found!
Duck for sho?!
- Like what? Your pig ate our marriage certificate!
- [laughs] ... Anatolich, I congratulate you! You're free now!

- .. So why to go somewhere?! Well, let's note here: in nature, with kebabs!
- Ivan Stepanovich, you know, you are all one! And wakes, and weddings - all in nature and kebabs!
- Why did one..? It depends...
<...>
- So, about the birthday! Compromise. Morning - zoo, an evening barbecue. Agree?
- I agree! Yes, Vanya?
What? Let's go! So in the morning we watch the animals in the evening - we eat them!

- WAN!
- Oh!
- Trouble!
- Yes, you sho?! Here is a way to do it! You'll be less globstat!
The fool! You have a problem!
- What? You tell me .. come on cherry! [presses the lever of the slot machine] Cherry!
- Right now you will cherry and melon Liubka... said Val on vegetable warehouse went!
Why?
For pineapples, damn it! Checking...
- Oh, My God!
- Yeah... So Shaw, Alice kaput your casino!..
Wait, Mitya... the Gaming business is not so easy to smother!
- I think Shaw Val only you will be limited to...

- Sho is not for you, expensive?! You old meanie!
- ...500 rubles.
- .. Yes, you sho? With oak sho collapsed..?!
- Do sho that I went... three Hundred, WAN. Normal price!
Three thousand - no less!
- 280.
- .. Fuck you! I went to him as a relative... And he 280...
- WAN!
- All bidding is over! Get a lawyer, zhlobyara!
- 250!
- Magnets on the fridge from Kolyma will bring!

- ... Forty years... Forty years of experience, and all the "down the drain"! Me, the working man like a dog on the street kicked...
- What can you do, Vanya?.. Crisis...
Yes. I saw on TV program!..
- Here! And I'm two years younger than her! Seriously! I was very shocked! It's a shame... Petrovich, sorry...
- You Understand, Vanya.
Let's do it guys, for all the good...
- Come on!
- No clinking!!!

Anatolich! Hi! So, how's life? Young, approaching retirement?!

Something these - quiet... [pointing towards the bedroom his matchmakers Kovalev] Anatolich either fell asleep or killed him...

- Is he not with you?
- Was! But an hour ago - fit! And done!
- What is fit?! What is fit?!! He didn't even return!
- Where Is The Jura?!
- I told you: an hour ago went to your President! I still asked: "Anatolich, and you yourself will come to..?!" But Anatolich at all stages with your head held high!.. Wine! Fit!
- What are you?! You wouldn't even give Yuri Anatolyevich?!
- [laughs] What is he, a schoolgirl in mini skirt to accompany it!

- Tell me, Professor, as a person with high education man with medium education, but very special! When the crisis is over?
- So, the whole world economy is based on the tenets of Adam Smith. Obviously, this problem should be viewed as a social phenomenon, caused by the crisis of overproduction.
- Oh, Professor! Well, head! Well it's so had to explain sho now nothing unclear!
- You're a good man, Mitya! Though a bastard! But Professor good said. You just don't know the word "giggitty"!!!