Character: Mitya

- Andryukha! We because of your barmature not copytime?
- What do you mean, uncle Vanya! A natural product from Mexico. Only cactus kicked out, and immediately to us, to insist!
Yeah From cactus?! I thought only we of the nasties drinks to drive can... Here is mancoosi these! Ah!
- Muchachos!..
- Yes, what a difference! From cactus! Here cunning people, Ah! Look, I admired...

- WAN!
- Oh!
- Trouble!
- Yes, you sho?! Here is a way to do it! You'll be less globstat!
The fool! You have a problem!
- What? You tell me .. come on cherry! [presses the lever of the slot machine] Cherry!
- Right now you will cherry and melon Liubka... said Val on vegetable warehouse went!
Why?
For pineapples, damn it! Checking...
- Oh, My God!
- Yeah... So Shaw, Alice kaput your casino!..
Wait, Mitya... the Gaming business is not so easy to smother!
- I think Shaw Val only you will be limited to...

- Sho is not for you, expensive?! You old meanie!
- ...500 rubles.
- .. Yes, you sho? With oak sho collapsed..?!
- Do sho that I went... three Hundred, WAN. Normal price!
Three thousand - no less!
- 280.
- .. Fuck you! I went to him as a relative... And he 280...
- WAN!
- All bidding is over! Get a lawyer, zhlobyara!
- 250!
- Magnets on the fridge from Kolyma will bring!

- Tell me, Professor, as a person with high education man with medium education, but very special! When the crisis is over?
- So, the whole world economy is based on the tenets of Adam Smith. Obviously, this problem should be viewed as a social phenomenon, caused by the crisis of overproduction.
- Oh, Professor! Well, head! Well it's so had to explain sho now nothing unclear!
- You're a good man, Mitya! Though a bastard! But Professor good said. You just don't know the word "giggitty"!!!

- .. Well, what?! Come on, kapust pour. Mitya - not greedy... Earned!
- Sho..?! Sho I then you sat at the same table?.. But that's not life! I better throw a drink - this time! And secondly, we Anatolyevich Cologne don't drink!!

- Vanya, I'll bite!
- Paint anymore... kosalka. Ants not painted! Flayer!

And Lorik, among other things, this recently started...
- Transition to adulthood.
- Yes calm down you, or not?!
Thank you, Valya... Oh, morning sickness!

- You sho, alcohol has consumed the entire brain? You sho, I forgot, you sho did the doctor say?
- Sho I old goat?
- I told you!

Love it as a 5 in physics. For it we must fight!

- You are similar to the ancient Queen.
- Nefertiti?
- Well, I'm not party, I swear!

Oh my God!.. Are you from the ground up?!
- And that, I now flares start? "Vanya, let's move out"?