TV series: Matchmakers. Page 1

- Shaw, just all inclusive? And what am I thinking now?
- Yeah, and alcohol too!

If it was me that bed when I was younger!

- Olga, I would like to talk...
- Oh really? I thought you finally moved to the epistolary genre. Still under the impression from your text that came at two in the morning.
- Olga, well, I wanted to apologize.
- What are you? Just apologize and all? It's not like you, Banana. I would even say - what Balandina.

- I was blind and deaf when he married you!
- You see, Valyukha, from any illness I healed you.

- No, WAN, Shaw, I'm afraid.
- Sho you again... afraid? Ahh, Olga once again had a cucumber mask, right?
Heh, Yes, you go!

Interestingly, Ivan Stepanovich, what musical instrument do you play?
Oh, the gum from the pants in the morning when in the yard Smoking.

- Val! Valyukha!
- TA you sho yelling? Sho happened?
- Everything is fine. There is a possibility of going to jail.

Hips not to wag, here the cores are.

- Ivan Stepanovich! For your, you know, the best gift for Zhenya, it is generally a Jack Pot!
- Okay. Olga Nikolaevna, you sho me this will be the end of life, sho Lee, remember?!
- Stepanych, you and I, supposedly, that's prison... remember all the time... Intermittently.
- Anatolich! This is not confuse. That innocuous machine! But it's still burglary! It is two different things.

... Wanted one thing: Record the wedding and not to spoil! No way! Matchmakers will come, will walk well on the street. At home we all like pictures, and I have the front picture! Shaw says: "We sho, in the "Brest fortress" for the night?!" Mitka spit in the face and leave!

- Andryukha! We because of your barmature not copytime?
- What do you mean, uncle Vanya! A natural product from Mexico. Only cactus kicked out, and immediately to us, to insist!
Yeah From cactus?! I thought only we of the nasties drinks to drive can... Here is mancoosi these! Ah!
- Muchachos!..
- Yes, what a difference! From cactus! Here cunning people, Ah! Look, I admired...

- ... Don't say "Hop!", Anatolich! To us here, for example, once at the factory "Dinamo" has arrived... Well, there is a sponsorship... And I'm on the gate for the plant was! So I also said, "Ivan! If you lose ten cans, so you're still good for you!" [laughs] In the end, they three to zero lost!
- Excuse me, Ivan Stepanovich! But, what would You and Dynamo?.. [laughs] something I don't believe it!
- I mean it! Well... they really have not come for any reason... Here we have them forfeited and recorded!

- ... Out of here! Get out! [with a broom expels from the house pig]
- A sho in there?! Olga Nikolaevna, why a broom-what?!
- Sorry, ax not found!
Duck for sho?!
- Like what? Your pig ate our marriage certificate!
- [laughs] ... Anatolich, I congratulate you! You're free now!

- .. So why to go somewhere?! Well, let's note here: in nature, with kebabs!
- Ivan Stepanovich, you know, you are all one! And wakes, and weddings - all in nature and kebabs!
- Why did one..? It depends...
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- So, about the birthday! Compromise. Morning - zoo, an evening barbecue. Agree?
- I agree! Yes, Vanya?
What? Let's go! So in the morning we watch the animals in the evening - we eat them!