TV series: Cougar Town (Cougar Town)

- Can we talk about something serious?
- I'll start with the classics. With how many men have you slept with?
Six. Wait, we think those who did not want to sleep?
Yes.
- Well, nine and a half.

- Why doesn't she just leave Bobby? He has an awesome dick, or what?
- Ellie, I told you it said a thousand times: "No one man is truly awesome member."
They're like unicorns. I believe they are somewhere there.

- Good soup!
I just warmed up a Bloody Mary.

Travis, you can't accidentally offend people. You need to do it absolutely consciously.

Women like to be fought over. Nothing repels a guy that respects bans.

Why have we stopped? You want to kill yourself on the road?! Don't be selfish, do it at home.

Alcohol makes people fun.

- Are you really going to sleep with that guy?
I don't know. Maybe. I'm just so angry.
I don't want to belittle your problem, but could there be any woman that wants to sleep with me because he's mad at something?
- Yes, of course.
- Awesome news...
- You know, there are those who will have sex with you just because their girlfriend prettier than them.
- Gets better every time!

- You know, Smith made a move on you because you looked great. He came up to me after seeing your ass, Tits and face in that order. And no man in the universe will never say: "you Know, I met a very cool, cold as stone, the pussy, but I don't want to get naked and do terrible things to her just because she does not understand politics".

- How can it be that this woman doesn't piss you off?! She thinks she so much better than you!
If I was angry at everyone who thinks he's better than me, I wouldn't have time for anything else.

I always maintain eye contact with people! It is very annoying my gyno...

It is awful when a decent woman, a child begins to talk about every minute of his life. This is the most unsexy thing in the world!

- Why are you doing this? Like I said, I hate it.
- You answered your own question.

Not a good moments become stronger, and moments of frustration.