Quotes from TV shows. Page 2923

I can kill a man, dismember his body and be home in time for the show of Letterman, but I have no idea what to do if my girlfriend feels insecure.

- So his head was in the front seat. It's weird, why would he keep her there?
- I don't know if they have agreed to take turns?

Of course, I have some strange habits. But all these socially acceptable people just waiting to take a hammer and publicly smash their food to bits. Normal people are so hostile.

Good thing I don't bother with them.

As well as I do. Completely empty.

- Your nails clean?
- Yes I from home do not go out without rubber gloves.

- How can such a stupid woman could get so much power?
She knows the rules of the game. You might want to learn.
- Learn what to lick ass?
- Politics.

- I killed you.
- No. You just took my life.

I never understood people's attitudes to death. Why not just leave it as is?