SelfPub: Invisible Sun

Why would he watch? - shrugged Coin. The calendar was missing.

- What is a round moon, I noticed.
And I the full moon always reminded me of the ass, - said Bragin.
- The moon? - I smiled. - Ass? It with a fright?
Is if you look inside, - said the convict.

And your and my your your is same its or their?

You, the people, things were generally confusing for Snagov credits! How to explain the skag that if he borrows from Bank a thousand rubles, have to return one and a half? Or even two? Before that if scag took another skag piece of meat, or an arrow - and then returned to exactly the same piece of meat or an arrow! None of the skag didn't occur to you to demand more palkoska meat, or a second arrow! And inflation? Be forever cursed by Telesom, one In Three Faces of the one who came up with inflation! And his descendants! Skagi could not understand why a piece of meat, which today costs five rubles, tomorrow is seven! He was no more! He stayed exactly the same piece of meat, and what was yesterday!

If someday we will fall from the sky three-headed six-armed aliens, and they are armed with Kalashnikovs - I did not surprise me.

- See how damn funny!
- Scag - corrected I. - To say "hell" is a crime...
And criminals can only be the devil!