Singer: Murzilki International



I feel, I feel, I'll pay. I rolled out of the cabin to the heavens...
The new car I want, and what kind of car exactly know myself.
Pedal will fall feet, tube wave, blue-gray smoke belching
Like people, like gods.. AVTOVAZ's a wonderful car...
Under the hood, may, toil, replacing have a Snowball unit,
But to feel sad and not trying, I'm going home to roll myself and am very happy
I will arrive the rustle will be here Kalina is of interest,
What kind of car will people ask: "This, my friends, the new Russian Mercedes..."


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Quote Explanation: A Remix of MC Kredo - Chudnaya Dolina.
№ 365765   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:16
Kalina - beautiful car, you will get eight thousand YE...
Kalina - beautiful car, has four wheels even have brakes!
Kalina - beautiful car,
Gasoline fragrance, I smell very happy...
Kalina - beautiful car,
It's all I know, in Togliatti collected.


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Quote Explanation: The song is dedicated to the disgusting design, poor Assembly and unreliability of the car, collected by the "AVTOVAZ".
№ 365764   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:15
Frankly, my friends, is not very rich,
I - Tul, a simple worker.
But where, in the hardest years,
Suddenly, I took you hours are?
Can't believe Putin himself!
I "boilers" presented...
And I'm just a worker,
And I must watch very...
Wait, we certainly will
Suddenly we have Putin
And give all workers in the Swiss watch!!!
№ 365763   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:14
Good Russian, you call me,
And then hug and watch give.
Putin's watch on the handle - tick,
No regrets - give just.
A good Russian name to me,
And then hug and watch give.
Putin's watch on the handle - tick - tock
Two hundred thousand rubles! - Not a trifle!


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Quote Explanation: The company "Shcheglovsky shaft" Putin attended the evening and managed to speak with Tula defense industry on various topics. During the conversation one of the employees of the CBI – the Smith Victor Zagaevsky asked to give something in memory "I Have two sons, the soldiers. Give a watch on a memory!" Putin was taken aback a little, but the worker has not denied the request. Took off his watch and gave it to the mechanic. – I'm exactly the same gave the son of a shepherd in Tuva, they loved Me. Bought a second. On a question of journalists, how much are watches, Putin replied curtly: "Not the gold case. Six thousand". So he prefers the watch brand of Patek Philippe, A. Lange&Sohne, Breguet. Chronometers Putin gave a few "Blancpain" Leman collection, on a black strap and black dial. He came to Tula. Now they adorn the hand of the Tula defense industry.
№ 365762   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:13
Yesterday she broke the mother-in-law, mother-in-law brought this all on myself
They have long had a dislike, cursing the whole day until sunset..
And here to take it all shattered crockery,
Half of the house to admire it, this is an unprecedented miracle. Chu-u-to!!
Yesterday she broke the mother-in-law, the reasons for that were many,
Mother-in-law shouted: "Dinner is ready!", it is from these tired cries... Mouth-a-Ala!!
So grumpy and stubborn, dear husband mother
Your relationships - drama. A trap and a paradox.
Not tushuysya: go for the nose, potaski her braids!
All family matters will help you to decide the Boxing!


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Quote Explanation: The Remix was performed by the soloist of the group "Lyceum" (N.Berezovskaya, N. Makarevich, A. Shchegolev) to the tune of his own songs on the TV show "Parade of parodies".
№ 365761   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:12
I grew afraid of the army, although, of course, I'm a man.
But they'll shoot you, I swear, and thrives bullying.
I wonder doctor I went, and passed the tests "at the checkout"...
And he is found there, I guarantee in stock.
And flatfooted leg and ulcer with enuresis
Plus I don't see any guys, and very sick diathesis.
Twice broken back, three times, ribs and collar bone,
I really harmful army, ten years need to undergo treatment.
But if this a whole bunch, you are to delay no reason
I, no doubt, prefer sex with a man.
Their country I am a patriot, but head is not very friendly,
This "idiot disease", the Russian army do not need!
I just give the machine and I promise you,
And generals, and soldiers, I will shoot everybody.
I sang you a song "breaking", all explained his platform,
And to the bulldozer, I your call and the entire military reform!
And to noodle me your call and the entire military reform.


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Quote Explanation: A Remix of the song "time Machine"
№ 365760   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:11
The average bribe - a suitcase of cash
The average bribe - looks great,
The average bribe your question right,
Anything you want - only pay!


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Quote Explanation: Remake the song Vicky Tsiganova - Russian vodka.
№ 365759   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:10
I know Tokyo and nice to us without a bribe not to break
Here to solve any question, will help you score.
Prosecutors considered the average amount of bribes he took,
Polmilliona, without embellishment the average bribe us.
Can take a bribe in rubles may also sable,
Il prestigious cars, maybe we'll bump who?
Who's first, who last? All are you aware of "average amount"?
Who do not know, wait and someone with money come in!
№ 365758   Added MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 09:09
- For! Against! Summerhouse! The Lexus! Party! Livshits! And now a trio of honest people's choice, Okhotny Ryad, will sing for you Deputy tango!
- For! Summerhouse! Against! The Lexus! Party! Livshits!!!
Our income, more of your, but that is no fault.
Yes, if you are on our site, you received, as we are!
- For! Against! Summerhouse! The Lexus! Party! Livshits!
You know, sometimes you're just sitting in the office, drink coffee, smoke a cigar, weighed all the "pros" and "cons", as they say work for the good of the people. And there, far abroad themselves appear mansions, yachts. vineyards, expensive cars... And when it comes time to report to the people, you just are not able to explain... um, how shall I say - his condition... Well, how to explain what it all you got, just because you are professionally, diligently and honestly doing their job. Product. To be honest MP, I! To report their income - Hmm.. I'm Against it!


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Quote Explanation: Using the tune of "cell block tango" film "Chicago", three leading Autoradio commented on the Declaration of the deputies and their explanation before the tax police.
№ 365371   Added MegaMozg 30-03-2019 / 00:16
She lied to me! When I met her she claimed to be poor as a Church mouse. We played "Komsomol a wedding", went on a honeymoon trip to Anapa, there were no signs of trouble. But, after the honeymoon. I suddenly found that horror Of horrors!.. My wife has a cottage! But still - money! And yet - your own business! Of removable odnushki in Novoogarevo, we moved into a five-room, on the Old Arbat! For his birthday she gave me the watch, "Vacheron Constantin" and the sparkling brand new "Lexus". And don't get me wrong, I just inconvenient to write in the Declaration that all those in my life, and giving, and Lexus, I owe my incredibly successful wife. In the end, it's like that... Not manly!
№ 365370   Added MegaMozg 30-03-2019 / 00:15
No, no, no. Don't ask me too many questions. Behave yourself, because you're talking to a lady. A lady - member. "Maybach"? This is not mine! Building on the ruble? I was there temporarily! Jet plane? Friends gave a ride. Oil field? I have a suburban area. Six acres. Excuse me, what? Not six, six hundred and fifty. Well, confused! Ha, a beautiful and successful woman it's forgivable. Okay, enough with the questions. Playful, you ask too many prying questions! Every woman should be secrets That I have, my income, my... Little secret!
We were so tired, you got us, all suspicions are bullshit!
We will send them all. We will refer to the Parliamentary immunity!
№ 365369   Added MegaMozg 30-03-2019 / 00:14