Song: I want to be a shareholder of OJSC "Gazprom"

In short, to me there is such a thing -
Me something to work at all tired.
I know You will listen to these words,
Because who can understand them, if not you?

I don't have any space money
Give at least one protsentik.
One percent - it means nothing!
Some little thing nine.

I don't want to be an engineer,
I don't want to be a combiner,
I want to be a shareholder
OAO "Gazprom".

More on the ruble will build three houses
Well, not to depart from the traditions of Gazprom.
Personally, I would have enough for two,
But what to do - corporate spirit.

I promise I'll behave himself,
As the regular employees of Gazprom:
Not just stupidly throw the money,
And gently, so as not to stand out;
Buy Swiss watches, gold,
Well, so as not to stand out, so like everyone else,
They diamond pieces 10-15
Otherwise, immediately begin to stand out.

Gazprom fulfills its obligations,
You are a glaring proof.
The expression on your faces
Immediately clear - the dreams come true.