Performance: Hi tsyurupy

- If you can't cut the chain, spit on them, maybe it will rust away.
- Better nastsat.

- Not to drink, should drink soda with ice.
- You know your American addiction to ice scares me. You with such fury around the clock to absorb the ice as if you are all icebergs revenge for the death of "Titanic."

- That in Russia higher - mind or soul?
- Of course, soul! The mind is the worker, he carries out the orders of soul.

- I'm surprised Russia has a lot of smart people!
- In bulk!
But why are they so strangely represented in the Duma?
- The mind is a very heavy burden. Understand - he presses. It is very difficult, I would say, to rise to the heights of power. And who is this meaningless load casts, he immediately... whew. [shows thumbs up]

Excuse me, why in the Russian cultural people so much, drink too much?
- Cold...
- Cold? In Detroit, too cold.
Inside is cold and not in Detroit...

- Take... Take the egg.
- What are eggs?
- The ones without the shell.
- Is there such?
- Man, you amaze me!
- I'm just the first time I hear it.
- It turns out you can withdraw besstolpny eggs.

Here without half-liters you will not understand!

- You see these faces? <...> The faces can be seen - going to steal some from others. They feel sorry for each other. Cathedral people... everybody feels sorry for Russia, and steal all of Russia, no nation in the world so spared their country as they are.
- What will they do when stealing will have nothing?
- If the theft becomes unprofitable - they're having a revolution.
- And then it's not stealing?
- No. Then rake all cleaned. Steal the loot. This we classic!