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I need to save money on clothes. You know, I even underwear to wear he stopped.
№ 20642   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:28
That day, when he came, I was doing all sorts of nonsense. He came from Washington. I've never seen Washington. First, I saw his shoes. Then a costume that looked like evening dress -- men only. And it was immediately clear that he was special.
№ 20196   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:07
If you look people in the eye, they will not notice what you are wearing.
№ 19343   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:26
I don't want to be a traitor of his generation, but I don't understand how guys dress today. I have the feeling that they just got out of bed, wearing baggy pants, wearing a hat on backwards, and think that we will from them in ecstasy... I don't think so.
№ 19303   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:24
- I was the first and last time wearing this skirt.
- Receptions in Scotland aristocrats wear a kilt.
- Not a kilt and a tuxedo!
- I read in the guide to the country. There are black and white "kilt"!
- Don't be silly. Black and white - a tuxedo! And leave me alone!
№ 19297   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:24
- So, bad legs, Ludmila prokofievna, it is necessary to hide.
Where?
Under the Maxi!
№ 18612   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 00:53
Flick of the wrist pants turn... turn the pants... the pants become...
№ 17884   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 23:37
Clothing all people alike.
- How did you come to that discovery?
- Turn off the lights.
№ 17816   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 22:50
So, the answer is: clothes were invented after we have lost bodily hair. And not from our ancestors over a million years ran around naked and hairless.
№ 15615   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:31
We banging to the festival! Have to wear normal clothes, the Nipple!
I don't want to stand out from the crowd. Besides, today is not festival, and ceremony.
- While the party is going to flatten, it will be a festival.
№ 15197   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:10
If you are struck by the beauty of a woman, but you can't remember what she was wearing - so she was dressed perfectly.
№ 14971   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:59
- Are you a mod or rocker?
- No, I'm not a clotheshorse.
№ 14346   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:26
A real woman can be immediately recognised by its unruly fashion standard, she wears only what suits her.
№ 14268   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 14:21
Looking good and dressing up is a necessity.
To have a purpose in life - no.
№ 13202   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:28
After cosmetics, clothes make the man. I believe in the uniform, I love the uniform! Because if you have an empty space, and clothes don't make you a man. It is best to wear the same thing and know that you love who you are, not what you can do clothing.
№ 13173   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 13:27