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In omens do not believe. But the match was already tired!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 18:38
As stated in the national sign: if during midnight to have time to write on paper a wish, then the paper burned and the ashes thrown into the champagne glass and drink it, then the next morning You are guaranteed a... heartburn.
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:31
I believe in the evil eye, "srot" and "demolition".
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 02:31
If a black cat crossed the road there and back - he doubled the punishment or reversed its decision?
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 00:07
According to the folk belief, if a woman with empty buckets will meet another woman with empty buckets, more luck to the one on which pin.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:14
And what kind of weather forecasters, who can not the regular rain guess? We have in the village each grandma for the next three days you will predict rain. Accept as true all you want. As the wind turns on the threshold or from the threshold. And how chickens behave. And as the sun sets... And sometimes the trees tell... Made himself to chicken - and hassle would not know!
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 23:12
A black cat crossing your way, means that the animal is going somewhere.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 20:02
Scattered salt - to quarrel.
Crumbled sugar - to the world.
Crumbled cocaine - enchanting sensations and phantasmagoric visions.
Drop a fork, someone will come.
Fell spoon - someone hands of assholes grow.
Fell x*K - all, nobody is in a hurry.
Dropped the soap - expect the unexpected.
Swallows fly low it will rain.
Cow fly low crumbled cocaine.
Cracked mirror to trouble.
Cracked gum from pants - much to the shame, well, or to a small.
Cracked a condom - better cracked mirror.
Itchy nose - to drunk.
Itching in groin - doctor.
Itchy ass adventure... SPRING is coming SOON IN the YARD!!!
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:14
A black cat ran across the street to the woman with empty buckets. Both died on the spot...
Release Date: 06.06.2005
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 08:30
Solved!
Stop being superstitious!!!
Now only one sign: if drunk black cat lunar night, an empty bucket will break the mirror is to trouble...
Everything else - MONEY and SEX!!!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:41
There is a popular superstition that if talking to the Slippers - went to the roof.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:55
It's not that I believe in omens, but regularly they invent, in the case retell the story to friends, by deceiving convincing - say, this cart from the cute old man on the train heard this and my mother's second cousin from India brought, and thrown out of the head. And my imagination slowly creeping on friends of friends, friends of friends and those unknown great-grandmothers of their colleagues. Sometimes they return to me a sort of affectionate boomerang, and every time I wonder - wow, another stuck. Good omens - that will remain after me instead of houses, trees and sons, and it is nice that tickles the heel of my soul, which inhabits the vanity. If to trust the feelings left.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 17:48
- You know, the woman on the ship - to big trouble.
- Do not take it - it will be worse.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:07