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Artists all night

And threw pomatrosil - sorry. Not pomatrosil and tossed - offensive.

We need the king is wise, noble and able to understand the hints thinner than flying him in the face with a brick

Soup - it's like Kung-fu. You can cook him all his life, but did not reach the level of grandmother)

A lover of tablets and smartphones are not left fingerprints.

Bow Salle and samogon
and be healthy sho horse.

Why do I need a fridge if I don't smoke?

Love. Korovi.
Cheese. Oil. Copy.

I love to dance, like a broom, because I'm crazy and schizophrenic.

At first, everything will be fine, and then come the Chosen one and spoil everything.

The little boy on the roof sat
if he was a butterfly that he had gone
crept up from behind with a club someone
here and a dream come true idiot.

Animeshnika cannot be destroyed. If the block Unlim (unlimited Internet, i.e. the rate of the Internet, with no limit on the amount of traffic, but often with the speed limit. ) - it will download the clips and watch anime on YouTube. Block speed - will rock music, manga and climbing on all the sites where the word "anime". To deprive the Internet - will be reviewed and re-read accumulated. To select the computer will follow the anime in some anime club. To be locked - start writing your own fanfiction on paper. To select a paper with a pen - will write them on the wall in his own blood. Tied to bed - will shout songs from the anime. If shut - gobble gag and then start to sing! And if you start doing drugs, then after a while he will come up with the script of the new anime. And tell his guardian. Which will be animeshniki to release him, and together they escape and release invented anime, which will be the hit of the decade. Animeshniki don't give up!

The old one teaches the young:
- Son, imagine - you go in the city. Suddenly, is walking towards you strangely dressed man with long hair, smiles, and guitar from behind sticks out... Know son, it's a hippie to fight do not like and can not. These should be brutally beaten. Imagine - you go in the city, is walking towards you, a sad boy or a girl with black hair, bangs in your face, in black and pink. This is emo. The word "fight" I do not know - these can be beat. And now imagine - you go in the city, is walking towards you, dirty, with hair dyed in bright colors and sticking out in all directions, is a punk. They love to fight, but do not know how, you can have fun. And now imagine - you go in the city, is walking towards you long-haired people in black leather jackets with a beer bottle. You know son, it's metalhead - don't like to fight, but I can. Can be beat, but it is better not to get involved. Imagine another option - you go in the woods, and suddenly out of the bushes c shout IT (!) misses the man in strange robes, long hair, bright purple color, with a smile, a guitar over his back, a bottle of beer in hand, coat on.... Know animeshniki, and God forbid you to meet him...

Winter is a time of year when you stop walking like a woman, and begin to walk like a penguin.