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Right hand itches - get money left to give.
№ 323412   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2018 / 22:04
In a rainy day, not reconciled, not kumis - the fight will be (Monday - black day).
№ 323162   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 21:03
Over the threshold nothing make - will quarrel.
№ 323161   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 21:02
Do not knock the key fight is going to be.
№ 323160   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 20:25
Feeding salt - laugh, not the quarrel (common belief).
№ 323158   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 20:23
If I believed in omens, I would say: "This a good sign", said the coach. But I don't believe in them, and I wish you the same. Signs invent weak-willed people to justify their own failures, laziness and stupidity. A strong person believes in himself and sometimes in friends, not in the fact that supposedly he predicted the gods, black cats and full moon, which should not look over your left shoulder.
№ 315960   Added MegaMozg 03-02-2018 / 15:16
A horseshoe for good luck found at the trough,
Don't be glad someone died.
№ 311488   Added MegaMozg 18-12-2017 / 21:09
In spite of everything, I still adequate family. Because recently I was visiting an adult couple and a half hour they were fighting over the fact that her husband did not lower the toilet lid. Half an hour! There is a belief that so from the apartment the money. And I didn't graduate from economic, but I understand that the problem is not that he lowered the lid. The problem is that you are now discussing it for half an hour and throughout the apartment light was on.
1 Season 17 Series Release Date: 19.05.2017
№ 289163   Added MegaMozg 05-06-2017 / 19:24
... misfortunes do not happen because they are cracking a mirror, and the mirror cracked because that can happen misfortune.
№ 281430   Added MegaMozg 29-03-2017 / 21:01
- Lewis and Clark! These idiots are dragging the boat.
- Um, dragging, because they know that ahead of dangerous area. We should do the same.
- I see no reason for concern.
- Sir, there is a sign: the rapids in the morning.
What?
- All.
№ 279352   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:33
Good omens should reinvent yourself. Whom he has met, and good luck. So, for the record. And remember. And the day will live accordingly.
№ 274268   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 13:48
I see the space, but don't see stars. When I dropped one I was thinking of Starfall.
№ 265705   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 10:47
I do not believe in omens, and they will not come true!
№ 260063   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 18:09
In omens do not believe me - but these coincidences have got...
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№ 247052   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:39
- Creation of the language of flowers is credited to Japan and China. Japanese and Chinese have been sending flowers as messages. The one who spoke the language perfectly, without words to convey feelings to another person. They take into account everything: color, quantity. For example: one flower means "You are all that I have" three flowers "I want to leave you on the edge of the world", five flowers - "I love you".
- A million scarlet roses that mean?
- A million scarlet roses means that you're an artist-bum.
5 Series
№ 210040   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:42