Character: Bartholomew Hunt (Bartholomew Hunt)



- Lord! We first conquered this great land! <...> Why not go further?
What are you talking about?
- On further research. Look, we won this continent. Can we win another? Go North to the Bering Strait and across land and ice to Asia! And all on foot!
- Walking distance to Asia!? That's the idea!
- And go further - go to Europe!
- That's right! Edwards and hunt - the first Americans came on foot in Europe!
- At Christmas we will drink champagne in Paris!
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- Now we will kill you, sir. And the head will take Hidalgo. But we have a favor to ask.
- Yes, heads, we deliver Hidalgo often have an expression of horror.
And we would have taken pleasure in Hidalgo, if you died with a smile.
- Go-ka you!
- No, not so. You should have seen what you had a ugly face.
- Tell me... tell me... "sweetheart"!
- Yes! Properly, involuntarily smiled, saying the word "baby".
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- Let everyone decide for himself. I think we need to continue the journey.
- You're a real man.
- Who's talking, you got. You maimed the bear and the ear bit off a Frenchman.
That's right, misery coming down on me. But I can't leave Mr Edwards. He's ventured now, when the goal is very close - I believe his words: the worst is over! [Bidwell shoot through the hands of the Spaniards] Saying the "worst is over", I probably rushed. Well, now just... [sweep second hand]
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- Lewis and Clark! These idiots are dragging the boat.
- Um, dragging, because they know that ahead of dangerous area. We should do the same.
- I see no reason for concern.
- Sir, there is a sign: the rapids in the morning.
What?
- All.
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- You want to be the one to ride your "balls"? In short, "clean the gun"?
- To clean the gun? This to me makes the Joan.
- Well, Yes...
- What!? No! Mr. hunt, I assure you, I never...
Quote Explanation: Leslie Edwards once literally took the words of Bartolomeo about the gun.
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- Have you ever loved, Mr. hunt?
- Well, once or twice got the girls under her skirt.
- My God! Why, why do you all put it crudely?
And I thought I spare you...
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- I'll call this flower "Blush Amanda". Mr. hunt, since you are my partner, you also have to think of names.
- Uh... uh... me?
Yes. Name something about this branch of the river. You can immortalize the name of your beloved.
- Sweetheart? Yes, of course... I know how. Then I would call this sleeve "Pittsburgh Nellie". This Welsh whore that had done that no one noticed the growth on her neck.
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- Good news, looks like us will leave alive.
- Live?..
- Had to give them something from your good, not to get us killed.
And seem friendly.
Is the property of savages. Pretend to be friends, drink with you, listen, and then beskrevet your brains with a spoon.
- You mean fork?
- It depends on what tribe.
[Leslie leaves]
- Mr. hunt, Iowa would never have killed you.
I know, just tired of carrying this stuff to the Yanks.
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Well, Higgins the floor is yours.
- This story happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother just finished mowing the field and enjoyed an evening meal under the canopy of the elm. Brother went down to the Creek for water, and I took a bowl of delicious pudding, and put not one, but two major kolejka sheep dung. And when he returned, I asked him to taste the pudding. And not get me to this place - he ate all the pudding out of shit. Everything to the last crumb.
- You forced my brother to eat shit?
Ha ha ha, yeah.
- A funny story.
- Tell me how it ended. That's the whole point.
- So, if you honest - I have no brother. All this happened with me I ate sheep shit. I swear, it was.
Yeah, what a witty interchange.
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I see the beast! He is there!
- I can see it! Aah!
Kill him!
[start fanatically to shoot from rifles and guns]
- You can't kill him, we're lost! Lord, save!
- Do not shoot! Stop! It's just protein.
- She's holding something in its talons!!!
[start shooting again]
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I think these pigs are witnesses to anything.
- Hell, I paid money to see it in the theater. There's only pigs were in the clothes of the king and Queen of France.
Quote Explanation: I saw how pigs mate.
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- I would rather wary of the Indians, not bears. Everyone knows that when Indians captured white, they reveal his skull, pick out the brains and eat them with a roughly made plug. So...
- You saw these atrocities, Mr. hunt?
I only saw the plugs...
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- Mr hunt, I want the first route to the Pacific ocean, but I will need an experienced guide.
- Why did you addressed me, not for William Clark?
- I think I haven't tried?
Oh.
Of Merriwether Lewis was ahead of me. I'm tired of these two, only hear: Lewis and Clark. View, talking about them when we first get to the ocean and who will be invited to a party, and who will do his political career, due to its advantages. And in the history books the names Lewis and Clark are mentioned only in the lists, and mine, unlike them in the text!
Quote Explanation: Of Merriwether Lewis and William Clark - leaders of the first overland expedition through the territory of the United States from St. Louis to the Pacific coast and back (1804-1806).
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