Movie: Almost heroes (Almost Heroes) (1997)

Well, well! Is it an army? Why do we have to fight, wait a couple of hours - they will die from old age!

I'm going to cut this woman's hair. Who will guess why?
- In order to amuse us?
- No.
Is... is it?
- No.
I think I know. Because her hair is prettier than yours and you're jealous.
- No, I'll cut off her hair because they are not as pretty as me.

- Now we will kill you, sir. And the head will take Hidalgo. But we have a favor to ask.
- Yes, heads, we deliver Hidalgo often have an expression of horror.
And we would have taken pleasure in Hidalgo, if you died with a smile.
- Go-ka you!
- No, not so. You should have seen what you had a ugly face.
- Tell me... tell me... "sweetheart"!
- Yes! Properly, involuntarily smiled, saying the word "baby".

Mr. President, I beg you, if we don't give bears the right to vote, they will rebel and take the Congress. And then we have to perform at carnivals in hats.

- Let everyone decide for himself. I think we need to continue the journey.
- You're a real man.
- Who's talking, you got. You maimed the bear and the ear bit off a Frenchman.
That's right, misery coming down on me. But I can't leave Mr Edwards. He's ventured now, when the goal is very close - I believe his words: the worst is over! [Bidwell shoot through the hands of the Spaniards] Saying the "worst is over", I probably rushed. Well, now just... [sweep second hand]

Of Joan, and who betrayed you?
- I'm your slave, so you.
Thank you.
- I'm going with Mr. hunt!

- Lewis and Clark! These idiots are dragging the boat.
- Um, dragging, because they know that ahead of dangerous area. We should do the same.
- I see no reason for concern.
- Sir, there is a sign: the rapids in the morning.
What?
- All.

- You're not like other men. You are softer and gentler.
But not devoid of masculinity, right?
Not quite. Look, slim wrist, the skin is like a baby, almost no shoulders...
- Rather, too many flattering words.

- You want to be the one to ride your "balls"? In short, "clean the gun"?
- To clean the gun? This to me makes the Joan.
- Well, Yes...
- What!? No! Mr. hunt, I assure you, I never...

- Have you ever loved, Mr. hunt?
- Well, once or twice got the girls under her skirt.
- My God! Why, why do you all put it crudely?
And I thought I spare you...

- I'll call this flower "Blush Amanda". Mr. hunt, since you are my partner, you also have to think of names.
- Uh... uh... me?
Yes. Name something about this branch of the river. You can immortalize the name of your beloved.
- Sweetheart? Yes, of course... I know how. Then I would call this sleeve "Pittsburgh Nellie". This Welsh whore that had done that no one noticed the growth on her neck.

Race to the Pacific ocean continues. Though I do want to stay ahead of Lewis and Clark, in between I make a directory unknown species of flora and fauna. Looks like I'm the only one showing interest in science. Yes, perhaps, brad with his doubtful experiment over the ear Bidwell.

- Good news, looks like us will leave alive.
- Live?..
- Had to give them something from your good, not to get us killed.
And seem friendly.
Is the property of savages. Pretend to be friends, drink with you, listen, and then beskrevet your brains with a spoon.
- You mean fork?
- It depends on what tribe.
[Leslie leaves]
- Mr. hunt, Iowa would never have killed you.
I know, just tired of carrying this stuff to the Yanks.

- Think I'll pass. I swore someone.
- Really?
- Yes, I promised my doctor to refrain from such things.