Character: Innkeeper



- Notably you painted, I see, - said the innkeeper, when Dante came to the bar in the "Last supper."
Scars adorn a man, told him Dante - They say that their owner is aggressive. And yet dumb enough to earn them. And women have always been attracted to aggressive and stupid men. If you want, I can cut you in the face. You have the women, will not rebound.
№ 286181   Added MegaMozg 06-05-2017 / 15:47
- Here, sir. I have something to brag about. And you know who caught that forelka? This little one I caught a week ago. It took me an hour and a half. U-th! When pulled in it was twelve pounds of live weight, immediately ordered to make it a stuffed animal.
- You yourself, sir, forelka, it's sturgeon! It is I caught. Under the weather.. uh-uh! On a fly.
- Hey, dummy, don't hurt the Scarecrow!
№ 283561   Added MegaMozg 18-04-2017 / 21:32
Three plus three Soldi Soldi Soldi will be ten, right? So. Well, ten plus five Soldi Soldi Soldi STO. So? So. And if so, Mr. Pinocchio, you owe me five gold.
№ 283501   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2017 / 10:14
If you have money, you can offer a plate of beans. You're not just hungry, you were starving seen. Usually this happens when you hastily cross the desert. But if in a hurry, then you have a conscience not clean, right?
№ 279577   Added MegaMozg 16-03-2017 / 17:56
- Think I'll pass. I swore someone.
- Really?
- Yes, I promised my doctor to refrain from such things.
Quote Explanation: Leslie refuses offered by the innkeeper of women.
№ 279344   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:31
Bois bien plus ce que tu ne dois
C'est bon pour tout ce que tu as
Drink more than you should,
It is better for you.
№ 177329   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:25
- Alas, Lord, this hunter does not hunt.
- And what does he do?
- Fighting for his glory. He has produced fifty diplomas, proving that he's famous, and shot sixty-detractors of his talent.
№ 152332   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 11:15
My main concern is not to stay in the cold. Everything else is not my concern.
№ 124388   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 14:28
Is their love seem especially strangers.
№ 120986   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 09:53
Never will you find peace.
Lock yourself in a monastery - the solitude will remind you of her.
Set up a tavern by the road - every knock at the door will remind you of her.
№ 51311   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:00
Emilia, Emilia... She's already gray, I guess. Married for a long time. But I still dream... of her voice to hear.
№ 51297   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 07:59