Character: Bidwell



I'm going to cut this woman's hair. Who will guess why?
- In order to amuse us?
- No.
Is... is it?
- No.
I think I know. Because her hair is prettier than yours and you're jealous.
- No, I'll cut off her hair because they are not as pretty as me.
№ 279357   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:33
- Let everyone decide for himself. I think we need to continue the journey.
- You're a real man.
- Who's talking, you got. You maimed the bear and the ear bit off a Frenchman.
That's right, misery coming down on me. But I can't leave Mr Edwards. He's ventured now, when the goal is very close - I believe his words: the worst is over! [Bidwell shoot through the hands of the Spaniards] Saying the "worst is over", I probably rushed. Well, now just... [sweep second hand]
№ 279354   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:33
I presume you will declare the hunt for this savage beast?
- Well, of course, it dawned on me the same idea, only... I have a better idea.
- What?
- I'll make you a fine wooden leg.
- What about the bear?
Rest assured, Bidwell, in twenty years, old age will deal with the bear was more brutal than we would have done.
- Retribution warms, sir.
№ 279343   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:31
I see the beast! He is there!
- I can see it! Aah!
Kill him!
[start fanatically to shoot from rifles and guns]
- You can't kill him, we're lost! Lord, save!
- Do not shoot! Stop! It's just protein.
- She's holding something in its talons!!!
[start shooting again]
№ 279340   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:30