Movie: Almost heroes (Almost Heroes) (1997). Page 1

Well, Higgins the floor is yours.
- This story happened last summer on my uncle's farm in Virginia. My brother just finished mowing the field and enjoyed an evening meal under the canopy of the elm. Brother went down to the Creek for water, and I took a bowl of delicious pudding, and put not one, but two major kolejka sheep dung. And when he returned, I asked him to taste the pudding. And not get me to this place - he ate all the pudding out of shit. Everything to the last crumb.
- You forced my brother to eat shit?
Ha ha ha, yeah.
- A funny story.
- Tell me how it ended. That's the whole point.
- So, if you honest - I have no brother. All this happened with me I ate sheep shit. I swear, it was.
Yeah, what a witty interchange.

I see the beast! He is there!
- I can see it! Aah!
Kill him!
[start fanatically to shoot from rifles and guns]
- You can't kill him, we're lost! Lord, save!
- Do not shoot! Stop! It's just protein.
- She's holding something in its talons!!!
[start shooting again]

- Remember, you signed the contract.
- But what are they?
- They will be punished.
- By whom?
- Damn, until they win.

I think these pigs are witnesses to anything.
- Hell, I paid money to see it in the theater. There's only pigs were in the clothes of the king and Queen of France.

- I would rather wary of the Indians, not bears. Everyone knows that when Indians captured white, they reveal his skull, pick out the brains and eat them with a roughly made plug. So...
- You saw these atrocities, Mr. hunt?
I only saw the plugs...

- My hands will zarubey, and the teeth turn yellow. And perhaps I will suffer from pain in the joints. Yes, this expedition will be full of surprises. We will meet not only natives, but also bears!
- Oh-Oh-Oh!
And bears, note, wild, not those trained bears that... in the cauldrons.

- Mr hunt, I want the first route to the Pacific ocean, but I will need an experienced guide.
- Why did you addressed me, not for William Clark?
- I think I haven't tried?
Oh.
Of Merriwether Lewis was ahead of me. I'm tired of these two, only hear: Lewis and Clark. View, talking about them when we first get to the ocean and who will be invited to a party, and who will do his political career, due to its advantages. And in the history books the names Lewis and Clark are mentioned only in the lists, and mine, unlike them in the text!

Drive! Drive!!! Just... not too Quickly, but not forgetting the minimum comfort. We are talking about life. Careful.