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If you cross the street at a red light, it's bad luck.

Meet children playing hopscotch, fortunately.
Meet adult roller - fortunately. (To be a grown man on roller skates - a very special kind of happiness, here and predictions are required.)
Stepping in a puddle - fortunately, whatever was said to you on this occasion your grandmother many years ago.
A phone call - fortunately (every call - but only today).
Meet butterfly, a cabbage butterfly - fortunately.
To see a blooming dandelion - fortunately. (How many dandelions, so many happiness, that is, the more the better.)
To hear crows cawing - fortunately. Edgar Allan PoE we can not decree.

Martok - put on forty pants.

- If you are somebody watched, maybe it was a COP?
- The cops don't do three things: don't vote for Democrats, they don't drive Cadillacs and they never use personal vehicles.

- Why do people in fountain detail throw?
- On happiness.
- Why so few?
- For happiness does not need much.

We are amazing people. We honor Jesus, forgetting what he taught us. Put the candle, begging for interest. Believe the rites, but not preaching.
We are believers and superstitious at the same time. Moving into a new apartment, don't know what to do in advance: to wash or sanctify. Or you can first let a cat, and then to sanctify, and then wash together with those who are sanctified.
We are strange people. Most of us are sure that the meeting with the deceased in the morning - fortunately, a chimney-sweep - money, with a limp - to health, but with a limp and a hunchback - to great health. But if the evening out of the house trash, the next morning in the house no money. Although life has persuaded us that the unmistakable sign only one: if you do not pass the night out of the house, the garbage, the night in the house will really smell bad.
We Gentiles with the Orthodox gloss. We are ready to spit over the left shoulder, regardless of who is on the left. Thus we are baptized and swear at the same time:
- Forgive me, Lord, man!
Yes, your most powerful feelings we Express the most obscene words. The Mat is not so necessary for us to insult each other as it is to artistic perception
life. Only our man can standing on the banks of the river, from the rapture to swear on a sun track.

The black cats have no such signs
So, if they the way people
Crosses, go to run,
Ahead. They don't believe it.
Ourselves in the world more trouble
Than humming, for hurrying.
And I believe this
And the most honest among other signs.

The black cats have no such signs
So, if they the way people
Crosses, go to run,
Ahead. They don't believe it.
Ourselves in the world more trouble
Than humming, for hurrying.
And I believe this
And the most honest among other signs.

- It is he undoing, this horse is clear. So...
Is your horse still prove necessary
- And what is there to prove? We're in the office somehow for a reason so nothing is lost!
- I would spit to..
- It is not necessary. In its place, spit is not necessary - he's going to hit me.

Sign: do not stand in the way of a rhinoceros - paths will not.

They say that if the cigarette goes out
Someone says certainly,
If it was everything in life so clear,
I used all trusted the signs.

Oh, I feel: I will ask fate a-tat-tat!
Oh, I feel: your eyes need the ear to keep!
Today I fought two black cat
for the right road for me to cross.

If you ran across the road a black cat, it only means that the animal is going somewhere on business. Don't create unnecessary problems him or herself.

Smile in the morning his reflection in the mirror - good luck have a nice day!