Book: Solo on one key



Sunday is the capricious day. Can a whole week to concoct grandiose plans that in the end not to carry out any walks.
№ 349966   Added MegaMozg 14-11-2018 / 22:05
- Why do people in fountain detail throw?
- On happiness.
- Why so few?
- For happiness does not need much.
№ 349964   Added MegaMozg 14-11-2018 / 22:03
When brewed coffee, no need to hurry. And when you drink, do not think about being late. And in General, it is better to have a job which is impossible to miss. Otherwise, have you all the time she be.
№ 349963   Added MegaMozg 14-11-2018 / 22:02
How many do not play him in bed, Sunday morning always has a flavor of Monday.
№ 318678   Added MegaMozg 04-03-2018 / 20:06
It's good to be a family: you spin the stuffing, she makes dumplings. The idyll. It is quite another thing alone: it wags its tail, you sculpt the hunchback, and the dumplings are waiting for you at the nearest convenience store, if it comes to them.
№ 290695   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2017 / 09:14
You explain that such a fall in the shower? Of all the men she has chosen one, but he became her husband.
№ 266642   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 11:18
Sit, drink coffee and analyze. In a Cup of autumn, plans to winter in the body of the spring, and soul, as always, not enough summer.
№ 259089   Added MegaMozg 18-01-2017 / 17:37
- I met him with a cold cold day, when the Nov blew up with people warm. I stood at the bus stop. He immediately endeared me to him, in spite of a hopeless Dating weather.
- What did he say to you?
- Girl, you want you will never have winter?
№ 245572   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:45
In bed love is physics, kitchen chemistry, in letters botany in geography, the distance - in mathematics, the Internet - Informatics, alone, auto-training, TV - programming, in a dream - the mystic dream - UFOlogy in the shower... it all depends on accent.
№ 232476   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:48
New year is another reason to forget and to forgive all.
№ 218787   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 23:00
- I don't love you.
- Are you sure?
- No, but I feel lighter.
№ 202445   Added MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 09:11
No need to lure me out for coffee, I know what a cappuccino it would end.
№ 196171   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 18:22
- Every man should have a hobby. Do you have any Hobbies?
Yes.
- What?
- Deeds.
№ 183427   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:54
- You're not sleeping? - she woke up from his kisses.
- I missed you.
№ 183424   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:54
- Yes, you're right, I'm too pretty to love me.
But don't worry, love, I will. Just don't fight.
№ 182405   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:16