TV series: Kamenskaya

- Well... all chops in Tajik preparing forty minutes
- Misha, you're crazy! Well?
- And not for the appetite, eh?
- Hey, come tell me: Yuri, let's have a drink!
- Yuri, well, can still drink, huh?
- You're dead persuaded!

All my life I was taught in music school. Say I'm doing pretty good. I love being a gold digger. Sometimes someone finds the Golden sand, washed it, and then someone else comes and picks it up, takes it to the jeweler, and the jeweler makes him the world-famous jewel. To him be honor and glory, and who put your health, who washed the sand, no one will remember.

- What do you do?
You know, there's such a profession, belonging to a which admit dangerous. Say you're a doctor, the interlocutor immediately a thousand ills. I will say that you are the master on repair of TVs, you need a TV repaired.

I do human destruction. All of my dignity - it is a sore back and disgusting character.

Retribution is simply a beautiful word. Revenge I will bring nothing but mindless killing. Dead anything can't be taught.

- You have a shred of pride?
- Of course. Leszek says that my conscience and pride, even the pigs food.

- But I do no luck! Every time I meet a girl on the second day, she shut off the mobile phone for non-payment, on the third she begins to freeze in his old coat, and on the fourth it turns out that she never vacationing in the Maldives.
- I wonder where you get acquainted with such?
- In the "Gallery", restaurant, night club.
- In the subway come on down!
- In the subway? Why?
- And they are all there under the ground.
- Who?
Girls are good, they are usually in the metro ride.

Stuff comes out only when looking for it.

- Tell me, you like your job?
- Well, of course, the criminal investigation Department is not a ballet. In a nutshell not tell. The work is hard, dirty, but interesting and sometimes exciting.
- You have to be very dedicated to your work, to put up with the inevitable mud...
Or not very loyal, but able to ignore human filth. Or not a devotee, but to fully enjoy their power.

- What is it? Three years after the wedding I find out that I married a liar.
- Well, what do you say then?
Because you pretended not to know how to cook! But now, when the lie is exposed, you'll be like all the normal wife to stand at the stove! What is it, what is this masterpiece?
Are eggs Neapolitan... Look, I don't know how to cook, but it's not my fault it turned delicious!

Collective psychosis, especially women, is very serious!

Here it is, another paradox of police - per day, you can find practical to any person other than the offender. Are they some special people?

Courage is a trait laudable, but sometimes absolutely inappropriate.

- It is he undoing, this horse is clear. So...
Is your horse still prove necessary
- And what is there to prove? We're in the office somehow for a reason so nothing is lost!
- I would spit to..
- It is not necessary. In its place, spit is not necessary - he's going to hit me.