Author of quotes: Dmitry Zurka
Do the Russians want war, you ask the "Silence"
Above the expanse of arable land and "Fields" and "Birches" and "Topol".
Yet ask the soldiers what the paddle "Option",
What kind of "Shoes" on the feet, as "Goat" evokes fear.
The smell of "Fly" and "Tulip" and what filled our "Glass",
Where our "Whirlwind", "Shaft". A "Skit" rules "Ball",
"Phantasmagoria" which "faggot" and plays the Oboe.
What gives our "Courier", and where "Barrier",
Ask "mestizo" and "Mulatto" as they were in "Zoo"
What is associated with "Pinocchio" "bumblebee", and what will save the "Sackbut",
From the "Pions" and "Carnations" our fragrant flower garden.
What are the "Cacti" grow what "Cornflower" bloom.
What is the "Acacia" in the forest and you "Woodpeckers" will bring.
What "Fire" the "Fire," as "Cranberry" Russian red.
Do the Russians want problems ask you to "Chrysanthemum."
The "forget-me-nots" and "Windows", ask the Russians want peace?
And answer you "Bearded", and with it the "Vampire" and "rook",
"Foundling," "Maria" and "Ivan", "Barrette", "Tapestry" and "the guardian",
And "Flounder", and "Cypress", and "Canary", and "narcissist"
And "Virgin", and "Hyacinth" and "the Mummy" and "Gnome", and "Screw",
And "Chernomorets" and "Wave",
"Raccoon", "Squid" and even "Tick" will explain a simple thing.
And you understand my thought, the war we, Russian, In Bo-ku!
Quote Explanation: Natural forces of Russia. Very clearly and deadly for the enemy.
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MegaMozg 04-03-2020 / 20:42
A similar story happened with SEMA. He told how he was walking down the street and saw the purse, but it was Saturday... And that made Sam? He prayed to God, and a miracle happened, all was Shabbat, and it is Thursday!
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MegaMozg 01-03-2020 / 05:26
- Take the advance and did not object. And then the neck will spill.
- No, commander, you're under a hand to fall - three times a fool I must be.
- Why three times?
- Because. The first that caught my eye, the second - for what to pass failed, the third - for what had not ducked in time...
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MegaMozg 14-10-2019 / 04:39
And ask for more, don't risk useless...
- What's the threat?
- Remember the commandment "do Not steal"?! First, the risk more than profit, and secondly, the state does not tolerate competition...
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MegaMozg 12-02-2019 / 12:44
- It is normal. Only I missed the fun...
- No, well, wow - missed! And Tsarskoye Selo on the ears who put? - Mityaev has already adopted my words. - And the leaders of those who swaddled? It's called missed?.. Remember, you once told me about noneshnim Kaiser, into he in all cases climb in the case and not the case? As you were saying?
He wanted to be the baby at every christening, the bride at every wedding and the corpse at every funeral.
- Well, it's direct, about you, brother, said.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 21:02
- Horseradish radish is not more. Hmmm, how to say my attendant Yash - "Oh, yet I beg you, not to do mine aching head with it teatrom! About that DESA is redness and newline?"...
- I agree... Where to take this "cargo of five hundred"?
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 18:04
The officer needs to be humble and harmless as a lamb, but the slightest attempt on the insult to its effect, must call on his part retribution weapon. Instant, reflex!
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 06:05
- Yasha, how are you?
Did you know, Lieutenant Fedor, only the deepest respect to your bride Hanna, who is able to prepare a real Jewish forshmak, allows me to respond with a joke... "Not as I loved you, as VI groaned"...
- FIE on you, chatterbox phone...
Quote Explanation: Training fight Yasha Fedor
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 06:02
Sissy fucking, news give them, but that would have been decent. A sensation sometimes with manure smells and not of roses is fragrant. And anyway, if dog bites man is not news. News if a man bites a dog. How there used to say himself Anton Pavlovich Chekhov - "we should not blame the reporter, as he is obliged, by duty, to submit reports may certainly painted a more vivid mockery". Why all this theory? I remember that Goethe was a suitable word in this connection: "dry, my friend, theory is everywhere, but a life tree magnificently turns green". We all started with the "spread fees", and want to start to get money, that's when the head starts to work. Take for example the "store news": take free goods from shop owners and then write a review about it in the newspaper. So it's not everyone, that would be the master himself you begged to take from the Board flatly refused, and even offered to come back often. At the same time was the opportunity for several hours a day to combine the beautiful with the useful to work on correspondence in the comfort of the cafe and delicious pastries, sandwiches and coffee with cognac or liquor absolutely for free. Well, except that sometimes the "Petersburg Gazette" printing on the example of the institution short notes about the new prospects of the domestic restaurant business, or something similar.
Quote Explanation: "sandwich fees" is the beginning of reportersthe when you're still a student begins to write notes, getting the opportunity to sit in a cafe and enjoy.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 03:13
A simple bucket of water to take necessary.
Add half a bucket of blood,
With a half-pound stronger than the poison
And fat pounds and a half.
Iron rust can add.
Archival dust measures five
And bask all in the boiler.
Not paying in boiling water...
Quote Explanation: On the "yellow" tabloid press .Headlines, sensationalism, appeal to the savory topics, special attention to criminal events - that was the main content of "tabloid" Newspapers.
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MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 03:07
- I give you my word as an officer that in case of voluntary surrender, no you wouldn't hurt. As for me personally, at the time, I've talked with one Japanese. He told me about the samurai code of honor... it's a good phrase, "If a warrior has the choice to live or die, he must choose death"...
But still dumb! Someone accidentally pressed the trigger, there is the start!.. Although I can hardly see. How did that Roman say?.. "While I'm alive, no death. When she comes, I will die. So, we'll never meet".
Fuck through the stump in three Coronis... Unter quite clearly expresses his emotions at the sight of such quantity of such trophies, but then, glancing at me and getting better. - Well, this.. mother of God, Holy mother of God!..
Quote Explanation: Proposed delivery of tier Germans, the station surrounding it with machine guns. Oberst von Kern and 51 landery infantry regiment surrendered.
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MegaMozg 03-02-2019 / 01:36
Ensign Burtases, I Express my commander's displeasure. I understand that the innate intelligence prevents to bring in a sense of the arrogant staff of anecdotist... sorry, radio-telephone operator, but you can also tell me, I'll give it a couple of times for anything back is vital, and it will be quite adequate... Yasha, as you say, "Lookie here, from here will arise". Stay here with the crew of the armored car. When the Lieutenant Berg, are made available and run where he would send. Not in the sense to not get in the way, but in the sense to correct the fire of the battery. To again hear thy crown "On the coin further to the right twenty"...
Quote Explanation: Yasha doesn't like rabbis, and they pay him the same coin that, in principle, was the main reason for its appearance in the army.
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MegaMozg 03-02-2019 / 01:32
Walking down the street two Rabbi's, and then above them flies a bird and still not miss shits in the hat of one of them. The feeling on the head of excess weight, removes his hat, looks at blur, and indignantly says to the other:
Has David chivo VI neigh, let mine yakuyu a piece of paper!
And that, Pomona with laughter, he says:
- Fima, still I beg of you, why do you need a piece of paper, ass was long gone.
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MegaMozg 03-02-2019 / 01:31
Maybe because we Germans and other Brits civilized men do not think. We are for them - something like progressirovanii monkeys or African savages, with whom it is not necessary to be honest, polite, decent... But in General, once a wise man said, "Civilization is when you get killed, but not cut off the ears". And I would add: "A civilized society is when making you what they want - call it law."
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MegaMozg 15-05-2018 / 20:05
If you ran across the road a black cat, it only means that the animal is going somewhere on business. Don't create unnecessary problems him or herself.
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MegaMozg 15-05-2018 / 19:19
