Character: Yasha Chimaev

- Horseradish radish is not more. Hmmm, how to say my attendant Yash - "Oh, yet I beg you, not to do mine aching head with it teatrom! About that DESA is redness and newline?"...
- I agree... Where to take this "cargo of five hundred"?

- Yasha, how are you?
Did you know, Lieutenant Fedor, only the deepest respect to your bride Hanna, who is able to prepare a real Jewish forshmak, allows me to respond with a joke... "Not as I loved you, as VI groaned"...
- FIE on you, chatterbox phone...

A simple bucket of water to take necessary.
Add half a bucket of blood,
With a half-pound stronger than the poison
And fat pounds and a half.
Iron rust can add.
Archival dust measures five
And bask all in the boiler.
Not paying in boiling water...

Walking down the street two Rabbi's, and then above them flies a bird and still not miss shits in the hat of one of them. The feeling on the head of excess weight, removes his hat, looks at blur, and indignantly says to the other:
Has David chivo VI neigh, let mine yakuyu a piece of paper!
And that, Pomona with laughter, he says:
- Fima, still I beg of you, why do you need a piece of paper, ass was long gone.