TV series: Kadetstvo



You know, Suvorovites, that one pack of paper equals three felled trees, and three felled trees equal dozens of homeless squirrels. It's clear?
№ 457401   Added Viker 31-10-2023 / 11:25
- Come on, call faster!
- Where?
- How's that? Seryoge from Ussuriysk!
- Boatswain, they actually have a night there.
- So what? He is from Suvorovsky.
- And what, in your opinion, do not sleep in Suvorovsky?
- Sleeping, but for the sake of such a case... Well, friendship is a concept, well, round-the-clock.
№ 419817   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2021 / 21:39
- You know mother died, friends who where... Went to get a job or just say "denied", or say "call Tomorrow" and silence. The police here went...
- What?
- Who needs a shell-shocked COP?
- They told you that?
- No, of course... About the wound asked. Then they say "we Have no openings, there's a police school near by".
- And you decided to drink, right?
Yeah, I fell, Leonid V.! What else could I do?!
- What can I do?... Two weeks of captivity in the mountains was crawling to the Kool-aid drinking around the corner, right? Drink.
Why?
- Well, that's what you like, with an alcoholic wine whip, and with General what cognac do not drink?
- Do not want.
- Are you sure?
- Sure!
- Okay. You think you his story from my children's eyes? Wrong. He is poor, miserable, useless, a job he can't see, to find...
- Yes not in this case! Just a shame!
- Yes, and I'm sorry too. What are you to me just do not come? I will go to serve in the security services. Here is the address and phone number.
- What to say to that?...
- Well, I will say that I do not drink, do sports... the Rest says it all.
Thanks, Leonid V.! Honestly, I...
- Thank you.
- For what?
- That came back alive. Oh, Sasha, Sasha... Go and remember, you're still an officer.
2 Season 5 Series
№ 387545   Added MegaMozg 26-02-2020 / 13:00
- Guys, I think we need to apologize.
- To whom?
Before Syrnikova to whom.
- Wait, I wonder: what are we supposed to apologize to him, huh?
- How is it? He didn't knock and we thought it.
- Remember, Sobolev: if he was a normal kid he is, no one would have thought. Okay?
- Yes it is something good. But... If you were a normal kid you would have apologized.
2 Season 10 Series
№ 386035   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2020 / 22:12
- Oh, Ilya, don't bother. Well, I think I had a fight. At our age generally still on probation.
- What is probation?
- Yes, all. All these meetings, experiences, and quarrels...
- Did not understand.
- What is there to understand? We are, for example, with you. I think a hundred times quarrel, then make peace...
- And then?
- Then?... Then go our separate ways.
- HOW?!
- Yes, that's right! You're older, you start to like other women and perhaps other men...
- So-so-so, wait, wait... And now?... And now what are we?
- Well, we are now in search. Just at the moment we are well, here we meet.
- I.e. you do this to me just like that, right?
- Remember Ilya: I never do anything just. Just such statistics. 99% of teen novels come to nothing.
2 Season 10 Series
№ 386032   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2020 / 15:16
If a person wants to drink, he goes for water or building water supply. So you'll never be able to run to the store for water, and I began to build the aqueduct...
1 Season 18 Series
№ 376869   Added Viker 23-08-2019 / 08:31
You cannot punish a man for what he is a man.
№ 299820   Added MegaMozg 03-09-2017 / 01:18
Wow, I did not understand-on!
№ 272844   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:49
- Creation of the language of flowers is credited to Japan and China. Japanese and Chinese have been sending flowers as messages. The one who spoke the language perfectly, without words to convey feelings to another person. They take into account everything: color, quantity. For example: one flower means "You are all that I have" three flowers "I want to leave you on the edge of the world", five flowers - "I love you".
- A million scarlet roses that mean?
- A million scarlet roses means that you're an artist-bum.
5 Series
№ 210040   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 12:42
That's what I want you to remember, son: you don't have to bend to those above you in rank, only because he is above you in rank.
3 Season 55 Series
№ 151365   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:18
I believe that there is no love. Yes, I in this case the love of man to woman. The textbook says that love is a feeling of affection, the need of connections and regular contact with the love object. But has anyone ever wondered, where does this sense of attachment? Scientists have proved that what we call love is only a biochemical process in our head. And there is nothing funny, all very sad. The peculiar form of the disease... a Person loses sleep and appetite, makes inappropriate behavior. It was reminiscent of a state of narcotic intoxication. But love, like the action of any drug, sooner or later ends. And then what's left? Right, crash. And after breaking the vacuum. And one does not know what to do with this emptiness. As a rule, in adults it immediately fills with alcohol. I think the example result is not necessary... Well, there's the same Hippolytus of "twist of Fate"... While this Zhenya Lukashin has not appeared, a normal guy was, huh?! And then Bang, and all the booze. I'm not talking, how many deaths due to this disease. How many suicides, duels? And the soldier how many? In General, positive kind of a complete mess turns out...
3 Season 14 Series
№ 150175   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 09:09
- You Lev have not seen?
What?
Levu, they say not seen?
- What?
- Children want from him, damn it!
№ 144331   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 16:38
Disappear acne start wrinkles.
№ 25144   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:57